Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Is this armpit?
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
You must get up very early
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of gay/bi dudes ready to get down but not enough good horny straight/bi lady’s.
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
Link or didn’t happen.
Male armpits are so underrated 😔 Im always disappointed when guys shave tbh lol
But if I don’t my deodorant will fail after like 3 hours, and no one wants that.
I want that :3c
It’s the opposite for me. Hair seems to wick the moisture off the skin and deodorant persist longer for me.
When I shaved the sweat just kind of sat there without really evaporating and the deodorant just got sucked into the clothes more.
My hair just holds the moisture close to my skin. It also gets in the way of the deodorant actually making it onto my skin.
How many levels of kink are there? And guys… shaving armpits? That’s a thing? In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.
How many guys do you have to blow to get a man card?
I think its a 2 blow minimum
Tbh I never rly thought of kink as having levels tbh lol but there are many dif kinds. Some are a bit more extreme by nature ig like D/s or bondage, but to me the degree of importance also plays a huge part. Like, liking smth and absolutely needing it. So I feel like that would raise the level as well
For example, I like armpits but I could def go without, but there’s other stuff where that just wouldn’t be possible lol
In recent years, men started shaving their body hair ye :( ig that trend came to be, bc body hair is viewed as smth unclean n shaving as “putting in extra effort” this is ofc a psyop by big razor. The fact that I like hairy men has nothing to do w my opinion, I assure u :3
Sry for rambly comment :0
That is a take that no part of my brain can relate to at all
Armpits aren’t even my weirdest kink hihi
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
You know you can wash your ass, right?
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
Is it the poops and toots? I bet it’s the poops and toots.
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
I wonder how many disappointed profile views this comment generated.
Yeah idk I haven’t bothered to post any nudes here, partly because it’s on main, largely because there’s no sapphic focused gw community on here, and partly because I haven’t taken any good nudes lately. Sorry to disappoint
I get so many compliments on my fancy moustache, but nobody notices my tits unless I wear a push-up bra. XD
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
Where would you rank vore?
There are actually multiple tiers of vore
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
wehn tierlist?!
What’s this kink power leveling stuff?
I guess it’s rarity? I dunno.
But pits actually being important has gotta be at least a little higher.
I don’t really know the intended scale though, so who knows.
Like, do y’all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work
It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.
On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.
Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.
Okay that was gonna be my follow up. Guess I’m glad people are starting to lean back towards natural body states.
Yeah I kind of miss the discussions people would have back when internet forums were a little more anonymized. We’re trading that for some other values so at least rest assured there’s a non zero amount of people here uninterested in going through your post history for possible arm pit related comments.
Yeah, but what if I become famous for writing children’s books one day? Then I’ll feel like a dummy.
Make it a children’s book about pits and you’re gold 👈😎👈
visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.
You are paying my therapy bill.
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good point. only the pits of the men i find attractive turn me on. same goes for all physical features really.
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You misunderstood their reply.
I mean no one finds people that they find unattractive attractive, man or woman, do they?
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Um, maybe for a second to see if they are attractive or not, but that’s about it.
“What you looking at”
“You”
“Why”
“To see if I know you or not”
“Well you don’t”
“Yeah I know that NOW”
Fair enough. Seems Napoleon-pilled
do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty…?
sweaty hairy and obviously no deodorant
Do you get tour bf not to use deodorant for you?
Some guys will do this, some won’t. The ones who find it “gross” are the worst. The guys who don’t ask any questions are the best.
The ones who find it “gross” are the worst.
“Finding it gross” in the sense of judging you, or if they think they themselves are gross if their pits smell? I dislike when I can smell myself, so I wouldn’t acquiesce (often), but I wouldn’t think that you are gross for liking it.
I’m getting so much knowledge out of this thread
Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits
I like to lick them. It’s not like a huge must, but if my face happens to be in that area and the arm happens to be raised to allow access, eh why not.
that just sounds ticklish 😂
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
Bidets don’t use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you’d set the shower as the minimum standard
Bidets traditionally do to my knowledge. Mine doesn’t, but I don’t have the space to get one of those nice, porcelain standalone ones with the dedicated soap and dedicated towel that I’ve seen in videos online.
Someday… 🥺
Hm, maybe country specific. The ones in Japan for example never have soap.
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
I think for those people that’s like a fine developed umami
Bet you like unseasoned food, too?
I use lots of spices actually. I add Cajun spice to rice.
Lots of people do. It’s just not the standard for some awful reason.
Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It’s so much more hygienic than toilet paper.
Im an elbow man myself.
Moe Slyzak, that you?
I’ve been known to playfully lick or kiss a lady pit. I’ma get up in there eventually 😏
down girl
