Damien huh? This whole time I thought his name was Kevlar.

Yeah I don’t know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn’t come naturally.

KELLY: It’s totally crazy.

Well I agree with him on that part.

Maybe he drank it in 60 seconds?

I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning…

I feel bad you’re getting down voted, because I was thinking the same thing. If the reply was just “Brian.” I suppose it would have made more sense to me. But since they tagged his full name first, it was throwing me off.

Seriously, could you imagine if delicious food that we enjoyed just lazily drifted down from the sky? Hot wings from heaven sounds dope as hell.

That’s actually a brilliant review and sums up my feelings on having played League of Legends for several years.

This made me physically gag.

Network anchor Kellyanne Conway said of the film, “We don’t go to the movie theater to be lectured to and to have somebody throw their ideology onto us.” Jesse Watters added, “You know what it says on his cape? MS13.”

MAGA is so fucked up it’s impossible to tell if they’re serious or not.

Lol the caption said Caleb humbled that guest, but she definitely didn’t give a fuck.

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Yeah they’re nothing like they used to be. I don’t bother with them anymore.

That quote makes me laugh. At face value, it says that an FBI agent confirmed someone did indeed have an authentic laptop.

And it’s not just package sizes! I used to drink those Naked Juice smoothies, because they were all thick and creamy, with the main ingredients being blended bananas and strawberries.

Then a little while ago I noticed they weren’t thick and creamy anymore. They were super thin and watery. At first I thought maybe I just got a bad batch, but eventually realized that was the new normal. I checked the ingredients list, and sure enough, apple juice is now the primary ingredient.

I watched the whole movie thinking it was about COVID. Afterwards, my wife mentioned it was about climate change. I suppose the reality is, we’re just awful at responding to any large threat.

It’s definitely a tragedy. It has some humor to it, mostly things like poking fun at people who claim that the planet killing asteroid is going to boost the economy.

I think it’s with a watch.

I feel like if the Project Hail Mary crisis happened today, the response would be more like what happened in Don’t Look Up.

Mostly because people aspire to be billionaires. Society would be much better off if people aspired to be hurricanes.