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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowman

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  • socsa@piefed.social
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    This is actually very funny tho

  • Zink@programming.dev
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    Engagement bait.

    I went and checked Facebook for notifications the other day and saw this exact post.

    This is all over the place: Posts by people who are confidently wrong in some obvious way, just begging for some smart internet person to come set them straight and get their wimpy dopamine hit.

    It is really enlightening, in a depressing way, to scroll mainstream social media like that and see the level of enshittification that people are conditioned to accept and keep scrolling through. It is so much worse than even ad-driven legacy media like live TV.

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      Problem is, we cant stop this.

      • Zink@programming.dev
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        Yep. It works.

        It caught my attention before I decided to ignore it, and even some of the early replies in these comments correctly pointing out the stupidity of the driver’s ways have hundreds of upvotes, which is a lot for Lemmy!

  • cv_octavio@piefed.ca
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    He’s wrong though, this is objectively funny. I would love to hear the conversation with insurance, bet that’s funny too.

  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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    Behold the rewards of not linking to source: commenters fall for engagement bait, lack of web accessibility.

    Post needs link to source for web accessibility and web connectivity.

    Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative such as link:

    • usability
      • we can’t quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
      • text search is unavailable
      • the system can’t
        • reflow text to varied screen sizes
        • vary presentation (size, contrast)
        • vary modality (audio, braille)
    • accessibility
      • lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
      • some users can’t read the image due to lack of alt text (markdown image description)
      • users can’t adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
      • systems can’t read the text to them or send it to braille devices
    • web connectivity
      • we have to do failure-prone bullshit to find the original source
      • we can’t explore wider context of the original message
    • authenticity: we don’t know the image hasn’t been tampered
    • searchability: the “text” isn’t indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
    • fault tolerance: no text fallback if
      • image breaks
      • image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.

    Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.

    • topherclay@lemmy.world
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      ::: Behold, the most selfish way to take up

      • vertical

        • space

      in a comment section. :::

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    Reminds me of that dude that fashioned a concrete reinforced steel mailbox pole and got sued after paralysing a dude that hit it.

    https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/homeowner-who-fortified-his-mailbox-after-repeated-vandalism-is-sued-by-driver-who-was-left-paralyzed-after-crashing-into-it.4580112/

    Homeowner won though.

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      Cletus Snay was driving to work in December 2016 when his Ford pick-up truck crashed into Matthew Burr’s mailbox after losing traction on black ice.

      What a very American sentence.

      • ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website
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        Do other nations not have ice or work in December?

        • modus@lemmy.world
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          The “Cletus driving a pickup into a mailbox part.”

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      Reminder that the word “homeowner” is the only English word with the word “meow” in it (except for all the different derivations of “meow” like “meowing” etc of course).

      Good luck not reading homeowner as ho-meow-ner from now on

      • funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip
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        Thanks I didnt know but will spread this message IRL

        • Jännät@sopuli.xyz
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          The world needs to know

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Wtf is that article? The first 6 paragraphs literally keep repeating the same info???

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    A) I don’t believe this is real.

    B) Back in the ‘70s, there was an article in National Lampoon where a guy liked to put a cinder block in a paper bag and watch people swerve to hit it.

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    FAFO

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    i thought something was up. a snow man made of the fluffiest powder would absolutely totall my car. ain’t no way i would just hit snow men

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    I wanna see the zoom video of that court hearing. I don’t think a judge is gonna be on your side, buddy.

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    The guy’s page is full of trolling and rage bait. It’s not serious

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      It still appeared serious enough to be upvoted by 700 people. I guess this speaks more on how the sanity of linkedin users is perceived than it speaks on the validity of the situation. And yeh, linkedin users are a bit fucked in the head.

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        I mean, it’s the internet, it’s like a 70/30 chance of it being someone who’s really that entitled and stupid or just being troll bullshit

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    If you plow through a snowman with your car, you’re an asshole. If you do it with your brand new sports car, you’re a stupid asshole.

    • s'eKo@lemmy.world
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      Sometimes kids do it as a prank in the middle of the road

    • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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      Let me add one more: he’s done this several times already which is the reason the kids added bricks in the first place.

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        Its like a honeypot for assholes.

      • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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        Reminds me of my grandfather, these kids kept knocking his mailbox down with baseball bats. After the second time it was hit, he put up a new one filled with concrete. The very next morning there was half a wooden baseball bat on the ground and a dent in the mailbox. They never did it again.

        • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’ve heard basically the same story before from a local incident, but with the added bonus of the other side: they used a metal bat and the kid dislocated his arm and was almost pulled right out of the car.

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        To make it worse, if they set a boobytrap on purpose that’s illegal ( in in the US) and the kids could be liable.

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          Putting a brick in a snowman is not a booby trap lmao.

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            Depends on intent but yeah

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          the blocks were just there for support so the snowman stands better.

          • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Yes

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        Where are these snowmen situated?

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    • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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      Same type of person would drive through a pile of leaves not thinking if there were kids in it.

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      Even if it was just a snowman, that would damage your pretty car.

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        This was my thought, you don’t need cinder blocks in the way. Ice is hard and heavy, that shits gonna fuck up pretty much anything but a bulldozer or tank.

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          Knew a guy who tried to drive through a snowdrift, totalled his car due to the ice buried in the snow

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      I’d have thought a snowman would do a fair bit of damage to a car anyway.

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        You could just use water to make the surfaces hard ice and it might be enough to hurt a front bumper.

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    Reminds me of a short story.

    “It’s a concrete puppy,” Cross told him. “With a lead core. Painted to look like a Dalmatian. Weighs almost seventy pounds. Fong did it. Nice job, huh?”

    “What’s it for?” Princess asked.

    “It’s a lie detector,” Cross said.

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      Thanks for sharing.

    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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      Damn that was good! I’ll have to read some of the author’s other works

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      I enjoyed that story, thanks

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      Funny

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    So Mark Majeski purposefully crashed his car into a static object and blames someone else for the consequences of his own actions?

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      Great example of american values.

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      Validity of his anger depends on where the snowman was placed before the hit: if it was on the road…

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        If you can’t stop for a snowman, you can’t stop for a child.

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          Hmm. Put cinder blocks in kids?

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            I’ve just been adding powdered lead to their eggs. They’ll be a dead blow hammer if someone tries that shit!

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          How?

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            Snowman has about the same visibility as a child. So if you can’t avoid hitting a snowman, you’d also hit a child on the road.

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              I suspect he was clearly seeing that it’s a snowman and hit it deliberately.

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                Quite beside the point, don’t you think?

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    I’m mad because a child’s creation caused damage to my newly bought, overpriced 2026 Redneck Sports Car™ and I’m going to resort to litigation! /s

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      The defendant has been found guilty. The plaintiff is awarded $4.37 to be paid directly from the defendants allowance over the course of the next year.

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    What would make you think driving through a snowman is a good idea to begin with? You’d have to be driving through a yard or at least jumping a curb. Take the guy’s license away for reckless driving.

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      it’s a Mustang, it has to be satire

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        I’d hope so, but reality and satire are becoming indistinguishable.

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          Satire can be rearranged to spell “It’s Rea”. We are only missing the L.

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            saltire?

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              Satirical can be rearranged to spell “It’s racial”

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            Prolly cuz they took it

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      more importantly, you are going to damage your car even if the snowman is not reinforced. what moron would do that?

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      It’s the same people enjoying destroying mailboxes with their car.

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        Its why mailboxes destroying cars never gets old. My favorite are the ones where they know someone in the utility companies and put a whole ass telephone pole so far into the ground that only the top meter is above ground then mount a mailbox on it. You can wrap a whole snowplow around those!

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      Maybe they made tough snowman in the street?

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