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SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

GoMmUnIsT CHYNA will flood our country with the dankest of weed

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GoMmUnIsT CHYNA will flood our country with the dankest of weed

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SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA frothingfash

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  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I smoked marijuana and instantly became 5% Chinese. It’s scary stuff.

    • ClimateStalin [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Oh no I must be like 20,000% Chinese now

      • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.netBanned
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        I’m like a billion percent Chinese and I can’t even speak Mandarin

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          keep going, it gets better

        • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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          Wo bu dong :(

    • Hyper_red [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      So I need what, 20 blunts?

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Thanks for this tip comrade, but the year’s about to end and I haven’t hit my quota. Are there any other ways to eek out a few percent? I think the zoomers want to bring back Cultural Revolution style struggle sessions, I’m nervous.

      • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Every time you post on Hexbear you become a little more Chinese. Not much, just a little. I’m maybe 7.6% with the Hexbear bump. That adds up.

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Thanks again

        • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Thanks again

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    wait… Senator “Budd” is against weed? talk about a missed opportunity.

    • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.netBanned
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      Grass traitor

      • Texas_Instruments_TI_69 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        kelly

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Nominative determinism in shambles

  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    Its cool for Musk to fuck Social Security while balls deep in a k hole but this is too much? Dudes probabky got ties to an opiod company

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s been a while since I’ve done a deep dive, but iirc most of the anti-legalization assholes are heavy in the pocket of private prisons and alcohol companies.

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        also they don’t have the avenues for legal pot revenue like oligarchs in legal states do. california for example can get money from private prisons, alcohol AND pot. but that ship has sailed in red states, they are probably never getting legalization just like we’re never getting legalization at the federal level.

        • elderKettle [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          also they don’t have the avenues for legal pot revenue like oligarchs in legal states do. california for example can get money from private prisons, alcohol AND pot. but that ship has sailed in red states

          Au contraire, my good comrade. A bunch of pot shops in eastern Oregon formed a PAC and contribute campaign funding to Idaho legislators that are against legalization. So the red states do get some revenue from it!

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            political corruption is so cool niko-wonderous

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            the free market provides

            edit: and yeah, the interests of legal states is to keep border states that are illegal illegal otherwise they lose a chunk of money. what a great system!

        • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          also they don’t have the avenues for legal pot revenue like oligarchs in legal states do. california for example can get money from private prisons, alcohol AND pot. but that ship has sailed in red states, they are probably never getting legalization just like we’re never getting legalization at the federal level.

          Virginia would have legalized it like four fucking years ago if they didn’t have a Republican governor who just was like, nope, VETO’D. with no recourse for the populace of course, god bless democracy

          they now have a democrat governor so I wonder what the next excuse will fucking be to prevent me from being able to just go to a fucking store and buy weed

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        when you can grow a plant in your back yard that is as effective or more than many modern pharmaceuticals the capitalists wont be very happy about it

        oh it also grows like a weed

        • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          And yet somehow I killed 4 seedlings. doggirl-cry

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    “Endangers the health and safety of Americans”? I wonder what this North Carolina senator has to say about tobacco.

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      Now why would a fine young poster like yourself bring harmless healthy tobaccah into this conversashun.

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    The idea of China of all places exporting weed to the US is just bizarre, I’ve seen people on RedNote saying that weed is a hard drug that will literally kill you.

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      Given the Opium Wars, it’s pure projection

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      I’ve seen people on RedNote saying that weed is a hard drug that will literally kill you.

      That must be why they’re exporting it to our freedom loving country. To kill us all! wojak-nooo

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      it’s a shame because i hear the ancient taoists used to put it in their incense burners before they slept

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    Support for marijuana legalization is at 70%, by the way. Not like these fucks care but it’s very funny watching them still try the reefer madness line when legalization has had majority popular support for over a decade now.

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      Try to demonise weed, accidentally trick 70% of the population into deciding helping China is good

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      This dude is from North Carolina. That state is a big tobacco exporter. Dude is just repeating what the industry tells him to say, like every politician. Bought and paid for.

  • LisaTrevor [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    how exactly do drug traffickers benefit from the government coming in and undercutting their entire source of demand?

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    wins young male vote

    IMMEDIATELY shows their ass not as cool 4chan memelords but as fuddy-duddy puritans.

    Bold strategy, Cotton.

    • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Eh, the thing about fuddy duddy puritans is they tend to let middle class white boys get away with some debauchery as long as they don’t do any gay shit (or hell, maybe a little gay shit but only for funzies).

      I think 4channers will still be able to get weed just fine, puritanism for thee, weed and hentai for me.

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        True, but boy is it bad for the narrative about the right being just a bunch of fun bros. (Not that dems will ever capitalize off of this.)

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      ted budd’s been in office for at least like 8 years now

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    Chiefing on that CPC pack that I got from the PLA surplus dispensary

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    Party of small government making sure people can’t grow plants

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    Meanwhile in Australia, the therapeutic goods administration has NEVER tested a medical cannabis product EVER. Private testing of the products sometimes turns up carcinogenic pesticides, a company importing trash weed from Israel had to pull a bunch of shit product because we were being sold ancient scraps at premium prices, locally grown “medical” growers aren’t effectively restricted in the pesticides THEY use.

    ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC FUCK.

    Presinald Xi my lungs cry out for liberation!

    Edit: it’s gotta be the worst karma to smoke weed grown in and named after a settlement in occupied territories.

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      If your weed doesn’t come from a guy who is covered in tattoos and has a pet snake, you shouldn’t trust it.

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      I just want legal weed, man. I’m a recovering addict so I don’t wanna be in touch with actual dealers, I don’t wanna try and convince a doc I need a script, I just wish I could have a little bit of weed every now and then.

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        Preach it.

        It’s pathetic that we can finally acknowledge that weed is in general harmless and even beneficial but it’s still gatekept and like some special privilege to get.

        Shit grows so easily here too. its a joke.

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          Man Australian government can’t even acknowledge that weed is mostly harmless. It sucks deluxe

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    Since legalization the weed up in Canada has gone nuclear i don’t think it’s china you have to worry about

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      THE RED (LEAF) MENACE FROM THE NORTH!

  • thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Biking down the street, smokin’ indo(china), sippin’ on baijiu and juice

    xi-lib-tears

    LAID BACK

    sit-back-and-enjoy

    with mind on production and production on my mind

    xi-button

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I think if you wanted to destabilize America by promoting drug use among it’s citizens there would be better candidates than weed.

    Like you know, opioids.

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      opium wars? bad shit

      weed wars sounds like a Discovery TV original

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        The war would end pretty quick cuz both sides would get hungry and go to Taco Bell.

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    Mister Xi, please, my country yearns for that good shit

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