ZWQ beat me to it. Historically the founding fathers were absolute weebs for Rome.

Of course, all we need is burger Spartacus (but successful) and make it official.

After the hell of these last couple years, we will have an officer to determine who gets resources and that officer will intentionally play dumb, be arbitrarily picky, or just outright avoidant when an HR person wants any resources.

“Thank you for your interest in housing. Unfortunately, we have soooooo many choices on who to house, we just had to pick someone else! Maybe you need to have some more experience in not being a piece of shit?”

“Maybe someone else will house you in a couple years! Keep at it!”

Slop for the piggies! Slop for the piggies!

Literally just the job equivalent of insurance companies.

Telling people “no” when they need life-saving resources isn’t a job.

Oh come on! I was just starting to enjoy my morning!

CHUDs.

SpongeBob was the least qualified for the hall monitor position and got it anyway

Solved no problems

in fact, when we wasn’t eating some kind of dessert, he and Patrick were terrorizing town

Patrick wears a cone headpiece and joins SpongeBob on his hall monitor LARP

What did Stephen Hillenburg mean by this?

AT

What is this? Some kind of turning point USA?

If he’s talking about aerosols, sure I guess….oh great, the porks will claim that they only pollute for our own good, aren’t they?

“Muh 9/11”

Exactly, and that’s why they didn’t vote Republican. George Bush AND Giuliani in office at the day of, ready for a fresh excuse to steal some oil AND a minority to cause suffering to for bread and circuses?

My copium is all of that was performative and just avoiding saying the based things you’re not supposed to say yet.

Wish the left had distinct dogwhistles not only for this, but as a good litmus test if someone will be an instant sellout.

Ok. Sometimes the boomers can meme.

Please. Keep going libs. Make racism dorky again instead of “huehue epic lulz trollz!”

It’s Cuover

Ok, good night I’d say. Still was hoping for Katie Wilson but Mamdani is alright too.

We have ten months until next year’s August. Which one of you libs is going to help with astroturfing the lefty gamergate?

Almost every culture has a bug up their ass that what they have is unique.

Here in rural nowheresville, people will pat themselves on the back for “food, family, slower pace of life”…as if Southern Italy doesn’t also do that and in much more style.

Oatmeal is the breakfast of the people:

• Base is oats. Non-processed slop

• Fully customizable (CHUDs hate character customization already and declare it “woke”)

• Oats are relatively affordable, cinnamon and fruit add flavor and are also inexpensive

• Overnight oats are a reliable way to get a quick breakfast in before work.

This is probably cope, but this is CHUDs thoughts deep down: “Yeah, you’re probably right…but fuck you anyway.”

“So anon, why are you a vegan?”

Hey, my way of life has the official Ben Shapiro seal of approval. You wouldn’t want to be an un-epic SJW, would you? Stalin ate meat, you know?