any penis that isnt symmetrical will be corrected via tactical sounding

Teenagers are weird man

Inguinal canal gang

Gayest or most asexual thing I’ve ever read

Edit: GOD damnit it’s a chaser screed

Useless German bastards.

glad we’ve been able to come together to provide the little support we can. death to isntreal

Gonna use this one on a waitress friend so she’ll groan and rub her eyes

Sorry DPRK, you’re wrong. Israel asked the US for sure!

Things happening? Maybe 🤔

Straight to the slave markets

My nipples are so erect

Seriously what’s going on with Obama here

Genuinely freaky how much slaveowners loved columns like that looks gaudy

Has anyone noticed that, since I said “Trump looks dry, deflated,” he’s no longer “HOT AND SOGGY?”

So what AM I allowed to eat jfc

how

I heard this is already sort of the case like it is in America, it’s not like they ask you to drop your pants all you need is a sympathetic doctor to approve it. Would be great to skip an unnecessary step though

Mariela Castro continues to be cool as hell