Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]

I’m back! In Hexbear form!

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Cake day: 2025年4月18日

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  • He’s annoying. He’s always saying things like “Father, have you been reading theory lately? I notice you’ve been saying you’ll “get around to it” but much like the half finished shed in the backyard, you mysteriously never have the time or energy to work on it, yet you apparently have limitless energy for children’s video games. How can you possibly call yourself a good communist when you neglect even the most basic amount of effort required of you? What difference is there between someone such as you, and a liberal who fully believes in the system, since, for all practical purposes, you are one and the same?”

    Then I usually ground him and send him to his room because he distracted me and made me lose my Mariokart race.














  • If I was a little more amoral, scamming the alien believer guys would probably be one of the best grifts you could do, you just show them a crankshaft from a old Buick or something and tell them it was part of a UFO and they’ll gladly buy it off of you.

    Also, this is what came up when I searched “Crankshaft”. Thanks Google, so glad you’ve gone to complete shit!