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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days ago

Ah yes. Darth Vader, who kills children, Tai Lung, who felt entitled to be the Dragon Warrior, and Hitler, who is Hitler.

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Ah yes. Darth Vader, who kills children, Tai Lung, who felt entitled to be the Dragon Warrior, and Hitler, who is Hitler.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Ah yes, Hitler and his compatriots: a scary tall guy with magic powers. A …cartoon tiger, and a Lego piece?

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      Yeah the lego one is just baffling to me, am I supposed to know who that is?

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Oh my fucking gawd, it’s so funny/infuriating that like these fucking chuds literally pining over lego characters somehow think they’re also Aryan Ubermen as well.

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            I think they are trying to deliver Nazi propaganda to children

            • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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              oof, good point

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            • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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              My brain is so broken I can’t tell what’s satire anymore because most nerds end up downing the fascist boot anyway.

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          Ah thanks I missed that, Ninjago was after my time

          I was more of the Bionicle generation

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It makes sense that Hitler is a hero if you’re, well, a fascist, so.

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      Nazis were all cowards anyway. Attacked and brutalised the Soviet territories then either killed themselves or ran crying to the British and Americans when the red army advanced into Germany.

      So much for the iron willed aryan master race.

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        finally a good comment from some random ass lemmy instance

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Does it because I feel like if you’re a fascist you’d be opposed to the guy who killed your idol.

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    “all I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, hirohito!”

    -adolf hitler, kung fu aryan

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      “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!!” -Adolf Hitler, during Operation Barbarossa

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      Kung Fuhrer

      • Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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        kelly

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    “Hitler, who is Hitler” having the same cadence as “X, son of Y” is very funny to me

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      Hitler-Upon-Hitlershire

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    i wish a very pit into barbara-pit for every nazi, nazi lover and their nazi friends.

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    Did Tai Lung do anything to merit being sealed in a mega prison for a decade? I don’t remember the movie that well but I think he just got into a scrap with his martial arts master which is “night in the drunk tank, six months probation” material not life imprisonment material.

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      Trashed up the valley in his rage iirc. After he escaped prison the whole valley was preemptively evacuated

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    Necessary for what? big-honk

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    That’s not Hitler, it’s Bruno Ganz

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      Hitler, who is Hitler.

      Bruno Ganz, who was Hitler

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    I feel like this was constructed by AI, but prompted by an edgy 14 year old.

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