• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      36·
      9 days ago

      If we still have free and fair elections in 2028 - I look forward to horrid dem campaigns like this…

      “Hi! I’m Nathan Neolib and I’m running for congress! Ya know - it’s just not right how Trump and Musk require expensive twitter verification to access your social security benefits. Me and the other RealisticDems have a plan that will give you affordable access…”

      • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
        32·
        9 days ago

        “I’m advocating for a 20% discount on twitter verifications for minorities with a masters degree who started a small business in the last 3 years to help alleviate some of the pain Americans are feeling accessing their social security benefits.”

        Meanwhile libs across the country scream at how much harm reduction this is and how it’s critically important that we make some steps no matter how small towards improving things and use this policy position as their main reason.

        Then the Dems win and instead of implementing this policy they decide to bomb Columbia

    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      21·
      9 days ago

      We noticed you didn’t reply “epic meme sir” to at least 10 Elon Musk tweets this week. This is presumed to be because you have now found stable employment. Your benefits have been terminated.

    • goferking (he/him)English
      6·
      9 days ago

      Nah, he’d just have it directly deducted at inflated rate. gotta get everyone to use the everything app

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    19·
    9 days ago

    well i dont have to worry because ill work til im dead and social security will be insolvent by the time id be of age anyway so who can even say if this is bad

  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    14·
    9 days ago

    All information about your social security benefits will be handled through the verified x blue user “pepe_groyper_1488USA” we thank you for your compliance.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      13·
      9 days ago

      Then the New York Times will have an article 1,000s of words long explaining in great detail how the @pepe_groyper_1488USA Twitter handle is not racist or hateful. It is a demonstration of right-wing edginess. And after that Elon will use pepe_groyper_1488USA has his Twitter name for a few weeks.