• Midnight_Pearl [none/use name]
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    615 hours ago

    october 7th didn’t fall from the coconut tree you motherfucker, it existed in the context of decades of brutal suppression and killing

    • Sinister [none/use name, comrade/them]B
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      264 hours ago

      No history began on that exact date. Just like the history in ukraine only happened the moment russian troops entered.

      Why if somehow looked too far back they might come to the conclusion that actually the west are the bad guys.

      • @redtea@lemmygrad.ml
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        102 hours ago

        You’re allowed to look back just over one year or two thousand years. Nothing in between. And only for this issue. Selective memory.

      • Absolute
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        164 hours ago

        People think they can talk shit in the playoffs when they didn’t even watch any of the regular season

  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    588 hours ago

    Genuinely Jaw dropping. I just went and watched the video because I couldn’t believe it, but its just as bad as its implied. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC2-fJw4SBg, about 4 mins in if you want to hear it for yourself.

    I was already prepared to vote green but I’m stunned how little they’re even trying to make me have cold feet about it. I don’t fucking understand it…why don’t they just fucking lie like they do about everything else???

  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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    528 hours ago

    Literally “history began on October 7th, 2024.” Also wouldn’t be surprised if she threw a contradictory “It’s a thousand year conflict, it’s very nuanced.”

    • isthecumsafe [they/them]
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      166 hours ago

      Maybe before the No-No day. Since then they are just straight up talking about their interests. So “the barbarians have been fighting for 3 trillion years” was replaced with “that region has always been difficult.”

  • RION [she/her]
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    708 hours ago

    “Hey you know that mass killing I’m doing that you’re upset about? Well let me remind you of a mass killing at least 33 times smaller that I’m using to justify it!”

    Masterful political instincts

  • Moss [they/them]
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    287 hours ago

    Ok I despise gambling but now I want to know how to place a bet on Trump winning

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    388 hours ago

    I knew she was terrible at campaigning already but I’m utterly baffled by that response.

    Not that she believes it; that she said it. Forced error. susie-baffled

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      489 hours ago

      Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”

      • SSJ3Marx [he/him]
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        the year is 2028

        DJT still somehow alive and President

        military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran

        economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)

        every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship

        Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers

        Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity

        Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president

        “if you don’t vote for JD Vance you’re voting for fascism!”

        Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          328 hours ago

          Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

          Techbros are so fucking fascist already and getting bolder that I truly wouldn’t be entirely surprised if this actually happened.

          • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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            Isn’t Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?

          • REgon [they/them]
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            The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.

            What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they’ve put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.

            (CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!

            “Kill baby Hitler!” We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
            Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn’t I? :::

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              85 hours ago

              I believe the most likely outcome would be a techbro LARPing as Hitler’s clone and doing some cosmetic surgery to look the part, and maybe even explain away any discrepancies with techno woo about genetic grafting or something.

              • REgon [they/them]
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                85 hours ago

                Have you seen Er Ist Wieder Da? (He Is Back) Its sort of related to your scenario. Decently funny and the ending made a bunch of people mad

            • REgon [they/them]
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              We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn’t really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have…
              No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he’s invented cloning and it’s just a worse version of IV fertilisation he’s forced some engineers to cook up for him

            • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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              238 hours ago

              Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation

              hitler-detector explosion

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          259 hours ago

          It’s just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There’s nothing we could possibly do to them that’s worse than what they do to themselves.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    589 hours ago

    Yes all those brown people dying is tragic but can we please focus on the white people dying? That’s the real tragedy jokermala

  • @goferking0
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    439 hours ago

    this is the most important election of our lives

    no why would we the ones running try to win, just vote for us or get the orange one who will do the same just louder

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      268 hours ago

      maybe-later-honey: “We have to give the GOP everything that they want or they’ll win the election and simply take it!”

    • plinky [he/him]
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      339 hours ago

      Not as important as continuing genocide, mind you. Good priorities, will vote again

      • @goferking0
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        238 hours ago

        but we will totally legalize weed this time for black Pell Grant recipients