Lets see your prophecies folks, I’ve got lathes for all
No takebacksies, I will find you and make fun of u if u end up rong
a genocide supporter will win
Yeah, but that’s all of them. Israel as our only real ally in the ME gets whatever Israel wants and neither major party is about to change that over a little genocide.
i called biden winning comfortably a year ago, no point in backing down now.
Just to clarify, you mean BIDEN, not Kamala, right?
i’ve been told, [he’s] staying in the race!
I don’t know what all the fuss was about. He doesn’t seem too old to me. I’m writing him in and so should everyone else! (I’m 102 years old).
(i actually thought the normal whites thesis would hold over from the midterms, with biden at the helm, and then after oct 7 and as biden looked like a literal marionette with blinken pulling the strings, i thought they’d/he’d let bibi exhaust himself in warcrimes, let bibi hang himself in the court of public opinion, and then tact to a more moderate policy, with a new candidate at the helm, after the stewardship of genocide was complete.
so i did successfully, if accidently, call biden dropping so that the party could pick his successor while avoiding a primary; i just assumed biden would be a willing participant, and that the adults in the room would have the juice to cow Israel, instead of being totally juiceless, feckless worms.)
Biden’s the only candidate who can beat Trump, Harris is just splitting the vote.
Did Biden just gain a stand or something lmao
This race is the most “who fucking knows” since I’ve followed US elections.
Some things of I think are of note
- AZ and NV having abortion ballot measures should heavily lean dem (someone else here already mentioned this)
- NC’s governor ticket will probably drag Republicans down. Mark Robinson was exposed as a serial gooner (pornshop debt) who is a black Nazi that wants slavery to return (this is not a joke). He strikes me as a worse Herschel Walker/Dr Oz type candidate and I think dems pickup NC because of it. The broader Republican party is trying to run away from him because he’s seen as that toxic
- GA will have the most brazenly corrupt election this side of the century, and that’s saying a lot since their incumbent governor probably stole his own first election already. Their election board will send Trump electors no matter what (unless there is somehow a massive electoral college win for Kamala which I don’t see happening)
- MI goes for Trump on the Stein 3rd party vote and liberals transition from their current state (going mask off) to gleeful celebration of, like, domestic socdem repression
- PA I genuinely have no clue. No confidence whatsoever in a call either way
- Every other state I think is locked in (including WI for dems- this is possibly what I’ll be most gut feeling wrong about)
Republicans take the Senate
I think a 269-269 tie is an incredibly possible situation and I think it would fall under funniest timeline theory (for those reading this results in a Trump presidency due to tiebreaker rules favoring him).
And also in the event of a 269 vote tie dems will deffinitly concede immediatly and claim the moral high ground for the next 4 years, telling all of us they told us they’d lose if we didn’t support them.
They lost an election to the Republicans, they aren’t expected to do anything, and they can punch left and blame us. That’s literally everything the democratic party cpuld ask for.
Republicans down. Mark Robinson was exposed as a serial gooner (pornshop debt) who is a black Nazi that wants slavery to return (this is not a joke).
There needs to be an “all the world’s a stage” but niche sexual complexes. “All politics is sexual pathology” just doesn’t cover it anymore
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SNL
That show is so painfully unfunny I’m almost convinced you have to be infected with some kind of mind virus to actually laugh at it.
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I just assume it’s some weird attempt at propaganda by the CIA because “SNL was never funny” has been a joke/observation since the 80s.
They peaked with dick in a box
Harris loses because of Michigan, libs blame the left like always, Biden dies slipping on a banana peel during Trump’s second inauguration, Carter outlives him
Libs blame specifically Jill Stein voters
They have been laying the groundwork for weeks now. They might even go so far as to start calling Stein voters “tankies”
While us Claudia & Karina voters are laughing from the sidelines
Someone on here said Kamala will win the popular vote but lose the electoral college so I’m going with that. Oh an one more Trump assassination attempt this time by a white black hebrew israelite mad at Trump because he’s a fake or something (truth be told idk what these guys want or believe).
Someone on here said Kamala will win the popular vote but lose the electoral college so I’m going with that.
That could easily happen if she’s popular in CA by a massive margin but not so popular elsewhere. That’s how it worked for the other times this has happened in recent history - the margin in CA being so large that the national margin is smaller than the CA margin.
Kamala wins by a landslide, both electorally and popular vote, but then, Trump and the GOP just say “no”, and then a 6-3 Supreme Court decision rules Trump is the winner. The Democrats immediately fold, and then blame the left for them losing. Living in a city is then made a crime punishable by death, and the Democratic Party becomes nonviable.
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Living in a city is then made a crime punishable by death
Who else is here for the republicans’ inadvertent transformation into the Khmer Rouge?
maybe a good time to get used to using contact lenses
and the Democratic Party becomes nonviable.
Please God.
It will be dumb and won’t even be funny.
Whoever wins we all lose
Joe dies and Kamala takes office, wins the popular vote but loses the electoral college.
Dems would FROTH
Despite democratic insistence (or are they just repeating because if you hear something enough times you believe it) that the race is going to go to Kopmala, trump wins.
No funny shit, no stuffed ballot boxes. Trump just fucking wins because the US and A is just that shitty of a place to be and your neighbors really are the pieces of shit you always suspected them of being.
because the US and A is just that shitty of a place to be and your neighbors really are the pieces of shit you always suspected them of being.
move out of the suburbs, it’s not real life.
I dunno, I feel like the suburbs are a pretty good representation of the average American. It’s just that the average American is kinda insane.
You have to get more rural for the median voter to be but I don’t feel like the somewhat more normal city people are super representative of the average American either.
I really don’t live in the burbs. I live in an unincorporated area where the cows outnumber the humans. South Texas border town. My neighbors really are pieces of shit. I’m an exception as opposed to the rule, but still… it’s what I deal with daily.
I might be the only ‘lefty’ in a hundred square miles.
52% of Americans live in suburbs, or at least think they do, that Stat is self reported census info
It’s HIS turn
Relevant update, Sleepy Joe is apparently finally threatening to halt arms shipments… What if the October surprise is just that Biden and Harris were willing to let a genocide go on so they could suddenly kill it to swing the election? Please tell me I’m just being cynical…
they will lose too much of the zionist vote.
While not making up for it by gaining an equal amount of the Muslim vote. Ingenious strategy!
Florida is still a swing state and is still full of elderly Jewish people. I dunno if most of them are pro-Zionism but the Harris campaign probably thinks they are
FL is not considered a swing state this cycle. No resources are being put there beyond maybe token support.
they are. the majority at least.
I think it’ll be very close but Kamala will win. I think she’ll barely squeak by in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Trump will barely win Georgia, she’ll win Michigan and Nevada more solidly, and Arizona will go for Trump. I think this outcome will be less of a reflection of support for Kamala and more of a loss in enthusiasm for Trump this time around. This is a group of people who have been told over and over that the vote is rigged, therefore their vote doesn’t matter, and being generally lazy, they may be looking for an excuse to just stay at home.
I say this fully expecting to be proven totally wrong in a month and therefore be completely owned, but that’s what my gut tells me now. It really could go either way.
Election will result in a Supreme Court giving the win to Trump.
This is my guess too, I feel like we’re past the point having uncontested elections any more
Yeah, Georgia refuses to certify because reasons and it goes to 6-3 overtime
Kamala wins but the Supreme Court waits until Jan 20 to reverse the election
Jan 6, just to rub it in.