Fuckit I’m gonna do karaoke

Wait isn’t their supreme leader giving his police Viagra so they can rape protestors or something?

How anyone with half a brain can still be using that website is beyond me

The fact that even ostensibly lefty media is using words like ‘seized’ instead of ‘stolen’ speaks volumes to the state of the narrative

One of us. One of us.

I can’t WAIT to miss that

The entire communist sidequest had me in stitches. Literally laughed out loud several times reading the dialogue. Absolute genius

She could have opposed the genocide

He deserves it.

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Capitalists trying to blame anything to prevent people from thinking about the scientific proof of monopolistic harm

But what about his tears? They were real tears he felt real regret! Ficking Binch notwithstanding

Real talk tho: how many times was the issue DNS. The answer is many

Behind every great wealth lies a great crime,

[Mao intensifies]

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those up dot gif

I literally chortled so loud I scared my cat when I read this. Needed a good laugh. This seasons writers are hilarious

Fuck Help the police!

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That instance is full of so many uneducated takes. Deeply un-serious shirt libs who only punch left, never up.

Muggles?