Wait, I though this was how hexbear worked. Are you telling me you freaks are real people?
what an odd thing for a figment of my imagination to say
beep boop I am a disinformation troll bot, please insert Putin Bucks
I got banned :(
Gotta keep the tankies out
Thats a data harvesting operation if I ever seen one.
You have an incoming message.
They accept.
Hey! It’s me, Palmsy. Wanna Live Riskay as I like to say? You could post a nude. Nobody’s gonna see it.
The [Riskay] button continues to blink and shake a little and there’s the tiniest lens flare over and over. It’s like a discoball rattlesnake in the sun.
Dead internet theory… now self-hostable.
The likes are fake, but the psychological validation is real
Man made horrors beyond our comprehension
what level of alienation is this
I can’t believe my grandma liked my post with over 1487 N words in a row.
I would be shocked if mine didn’t
I tried this. It was really nice. I’m am constantly shocked by how purposefully cruel people are everywhere I interact with them. Having pretend interactions with people where they are nice to me is better than the real thing.
I am autistic and don’t even identify as human, so your experience is probably way different from mine.
I’ve been posting about how adorable rats are and no one has told me yet that they are disgusting and should be exterminated. It’s nice.
rats are adorableI like watching the big ones hanging out near train tracks when it rains. Just doing their thing getting fat on all the snack crumbs lying around.
Using this as an opportunity to plug the Rat Movie and Rat Movie 2
Rats rats were the rats celebrate another one a birthday bash
don’t even identify as human
Some validation that I didn’t know that I needed, much appreciated.
don’t even identify as human
Huh. I felt like that a year ago. Since I didn’t find anything on the internet about that, I thought I was alone with that feeling. Now I feel, above everything else, human. Probably because I no longer ponder over the things that made me like that and because I noticed that I am unable to put myself in any category or group and that the only thing that defines me from everything else in the world is that I am human (though I imagine that these same thoughts were part of what led me to the opposite conclusion a year ago).
This just feels like those fake bus stops they put next to car facilities with lots of Alzheimer’s patients
a more advanced version of this def gonna be given to elderly millennials in 2060.
Yeah my therapist prescribed me Palmsy and the Feds are making me take it it’s fucking bullshit lucky for me I got a burner phone to shitpost anyway
this is just what i need to up my posting prowess before i get turnt loose on all you animals.
Tim and Eric The Innernette skit but it’s keeping all the bluechecks on twitter in their own echo chamber.
What a nice idea
I’d start rage-arguing with an AI bot about why Winston Churchill should not be honored.
