My favorite.
I love how there’s just a straight up gun toward the bottom left.
OK well, maybe if we ignore the images and just read the text we will find valuable information!
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Found a picture of a real person, unfortunately I don’t think he is truly a “pro who has felt the kickback of a framing nailer.” Maybe he just does a stock photo gig when he’s not Nailing Wood!
https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-shot-of-a-man-with-eyeglasses-8035299/
This is your average google result “website”
Uh…hands that work?
omg that bottom ‘finger’ …
You’re just jealous of their long pinky
mmm finger soup
Wait till you see the writing on the side
I liked the one that said shidlad. Really called out the author
well yeah, that’s the ancient language of the old ones, of course they make great shiplap nailers…
what the fuck
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That top one is the best. Like something from Evil Dead.
Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn’t even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it’s all here. 😂
Edit - oh wait, there’s actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!
Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite
Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.
It requires two hands coming off the same arm.
You gotta control that thin metal blade coming off the side of the tool or it will cut the shit out of your project and/or extra hand.
Is this a concept art for a new video game?
Groovy.
Choose your own adventure:
For “What are you doing, step-carpenter?” turn to page 41
For “alternate universe Evil Dead,” turn to page 22
Ash Williams takes up carpentry
The Fister
Honestly that would be cool in a doom game
Nailgun Man, newest villain in Chainsaw Man
Nail guns… Now in Nightmare Edition
Well I didn’t know fisting a nail gun was a thing…
The first one slaps. It’s Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.
Or live-action Mega Man after he’s absorbed the powers of Construction Man.
My thoughts as well. There’s slop an there is SLOP.
It’s obvious no human even read this before it was posted.
Those are perfectly cromulent hands.
I just used my H2EE6AF jigsaw version of a drill with finger extenders yesterday
How can I possibly trust the other guys’ reviews? They don’t have a single body-horror pic!
Nailgun Fister
sounds like a metal af band name.
Wow, it’s like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.
How does this even happen… I can’t imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking “this is fine”.
Is this like a highschool web design project or something… “Must have 5 images”?
This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It’s all I seem to get now from google searches now.
Person placing images in the site is likely not person
Tap to see worst
The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII
When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.
Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?
Yes, he had his accident before he got into acting.
Dear Lord that’s bad. The whole website must be god awful, I didn’t peek at it yet. But seriously with pics like that I’d put money on the website leading to some sort of scam.
Probably created by AI without any human reviewing anything.
So bad, only AI can hallucinate it apparently. Like, you couldn’t find a single carpenter for a model? There are plenty, I assure you.
You don’t need to find a carpenter. The marketing photos are free to use right off [brand] website
The one with the knuckles on the wrong side of the hand is kind of troubling
Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup
Some days I feel like I have two right hands.
…as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?
Mom drank a lot during pregnancy.
I doubt alcohol is strong enough for that.
Maybe mom liked drinking paint?
I really liked the nail guns in Quake I
My favorite weapon. I want one for real.
No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article
Oh now that makes sense to me. I was trying to figure out how anyone could possibly think those were acceptable images. But it makes sense if the entire site is fully generated.
Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.
He put this image right above “safety first” without a hint of fucking irony.
This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It’s nauseating to read.
Prepare your
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