Some people are allergic to fun.

I cannot imagine how miserable their little lives must be.

Cost of living varies wildly across the globe, as well as just in the US. I happen to live in one of the highest CoL areas in the nation; in order to maintain this decadent lifestyle of regularly feeding my wife don’t-die-juice and living in a house, five million dollars is what it would take for me to be able to immediately stop turning the crank of the orphan-crushing machine, colloquially known as “retire.”

The moral of the story is to always make your own pico de gallo.

And that system was installed in 1997 (1998?) when those floppies were already obsolete.

$1MM barely gets you shit these days. $5MM and I’d be set, though

That’s why I always ask if it’s free when something doesn’t scan the first time

I just do everything on Thursday. No meetings so I have time to actually concentrate.

Bazillionaires?

LOL. Doing a good job of that all by yourself, mate.

Looks like Craig has some solid films under his belt, and it’s under Gunn’s studio, so one might hope his influence rubs off. I’ll remain cautiously optimistic about the film.

You must not have seen any of the recent Superman films.

think “50 year olds with undiagnosed autism”

I feel personally attacked

Ah, a Californian

Mere similarity implies incomplete equivalence.

It’s entirely possible to measure metrics.

Enjoy your slopware.

Honestly, water is better

Whatever you say, short king.

Nothing no one nothing?

More than the misuse, of commas?

That’s been happening a lot today