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秦始皇帝@lemmy.ml to Slop.@hexbear.net · 18 days ago

Struggling to sleep when a Lemmy lib decided to inform me of my promotion at work. Very proud.

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Struggling to sleep when a Lemmy lib decided to inform me of my promotion at work. Very proud.

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秦始皇帝@lemmy.ml to Slop.@hexbear.net · 18 days ago
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  • chloroken@lemmy.ml
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    Someone once asked me how much Beijing pays me. It pissed me off because I would love that.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Yes, Chinese spies target only the most high-value intelligence asset in the West: Lemmy.world

    • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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      Best part is I was commenting on .ml and he attacked me for being a Chinese spy for pointing out to someone else that Orwell is a racist rapist freak who’s books are kind of shitty. Nothing to do with China or anything it was kind of wild.

      • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Libs when you disagree with them: smuglord

        Libs when you disagree with them and you also happen to have have foreign characters from bAd CoUnTrY in your username: i-am-adolf-hitler

        • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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          Libs really are the personification of that drawing of Hitler taking off his mask to reveal Hitler.

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        A lot of westerners are taught to worship Orwell’s works more like religious dogma than works of fiction, he is the Holy Prophet of the anticommunist “religion” in the west, you basically committed an act of heresy.

        • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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          Certainly an interesting prophet given his easily accessible and incredibly terrible history.

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      You joke but I am leaning more and more into believing it is actually an op but actually a CIA one.

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    • sicsadworld [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      ahhhhh snap 🤣

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    Xi fucking owes me going on six years now of back pay. I stg I WILL take this up with HR.

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      18 days ago

      Hunan Resources kelly

      • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        I was gonna make the same joke but with Hmong lol

  • Mutalisk [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Loving the Hitler infighting where you call the other fascists foreign untermenschen who need to be deported for doing fascism wrong

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Anyone wants to tolerate that happening here in the West is no longer welcome to live in the West

      To quote Trevor Noah: yes because the coloreds are so used to it

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Fucking dying at the idea that China would do covert operations with an agent using hanzi in their username.

    If the CCP wanted they could have an agent disclose as much in an introduction and be met with open arms and asked to do an AMA here. We had contact with a memer from the PRK and I asked if they watched One Piece (they didn’t - rare PRK L)

    • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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      Fucking dying at the idea that China would do covert operations with an agent using hanzi in their username.

      Actually a super cunning reverse psychology strategy to allow me to push the all important Chinese line of George Orwell being a hack and a bastard.

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    christ that attack on you was so unprovoked too lol

    Sorry you have to deal with so many racist shitlibs all the time :/

    • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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      Thank you for the sentiment but honestly most of the time it’s quite entertaining seeing them meltdown and while it does still happen on Lemmy it’s far better than the likes of Reddit which housed such hives of scum and villainy like r/china r/kanagawawave and r/runtojapan to name a few.

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        it’s far better than the likes of Reddit

        Haha it can’t even be considered a comparison, Reddit is just that awful.

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          Getting banned for pushing back against the racist nonsense tsunami was a blessing to be sure

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    I love how much the libs are losing it

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      Always an entertaining sight

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    Man I wish I was a Chinese spy. I bet they get great benefits.

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    can you reccomend me to the boss i been trying to get a job there for years

    • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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      I can put in a word however I’ve only recently been promoted from bot to spy

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        Is there any pay raise?

        • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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          No just the sense of pride for advancing the socialist cause through internet shitposting leading to crakkker meltdowns.

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    Congrats, hook a cousin up w a gig if you can?

    • 秦始皇帝@lemmy.mlOP
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      I’ll put in a word but I’ve only recently been promoted from bot to spy so no guarantees

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    I wonder if the Turkish people watching Erdogan come into power felt like I feel watching neolib du jour come into power.

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    What, you think they’d call an in person meeting to promote you?

    Not very secretive

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      What, you think they’d call an in person meeting to promote you?

      If I had to guess probably slurs

      Edit: Whoops read that wrong

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    why would you be loyal to a nation that pulls down its pants for the billionare. Whorshiping idols… sign me up chynah, I can’t stand these anti train got no brains. uh chynah so mean booohoooo… get your houses in order plebs

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    lmao I think you and Cowbee got that Imperious_Melange person to delete their whole account.

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      I don’t know I think I’d remember their name if that was true

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