I mean we all knew he was a psycho. Just like that time he killed Oprah with Force Lightning
Yet somehow, Oprah returned.
He struck her down but she became more powerful than he could possibly imagine.
This is fake news. Tom Cruise never killed Oprah with lightning, he was just tickling her with it.
She had it coming after the incident with the bees.
If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my “do not watch” list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn’t do shit.
Who’s shelley?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige
Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!
Wtf
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.
Glad you survived that.
Maybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
Boom boom
I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.
Oh, yeah, she’sdead
fucking elizabeth moss
I’ve always thought how ridiculously on the nose it was for her to star in a TV show where she was breaking out of a religious cult…and that she was in one IRL. Especially that her IRL cult has been linked to murders, silencing witnesses, and a miriad of other illegal acts. She just swapped roles apparently.
Fucking hell, for real?
eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it’s all her fault
Damnit. I’m surprised I didn’t know.
That explains why she’s in so many things.
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.
You’d flash your big white shiny smile You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth, who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation
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I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles
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People know the ‘I only read Playboy for the articles’ joke but it’s genuinely why the magazine lasted as long as it has. Playboy certainly wasn’t the only one doing nude photography nor was it the most extreme.
But the magazine has had some genuinely great writers over the years. Notable ones like Roald Dahl, Jack Kerouac, Ian Fleming, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, Hunter S. Thompson and a whole slew of journalists and columnists who went on to write great stuff.
Playboy tended to give their writers a lot of freedom and published things others wouldn’t. After all, if you’re already controversial, you might as well publish controversial writing.
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I got genuinely curious now
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Super eerie, what does it say ? sounds like an allegory
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He also sucks the life out of nearly every role he’s cast in (the one pictured above being a rare exception.) The guy is a walking void of charisma, and I avoid his movies due to the simple fact that they’re made worse by his involvement.
Edge of tomorrow - he is fine in that perfect movie
Tropic Thunder - he is hilarious
rain man
the last samurai
minority report
magnolia - perfect fit for the roleHe’s great in Collateral. He plays great villains.
“Vanilla Sky”, and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.
you don’t HAVE to hand it to Tom Cruise. You certainly CAN, but by no means are you required to.
You should read “all you need is kill”. Edge of tomorrow butchered the book. The same happens with Minority Report.
No one makes Philip K Dick movies that are true to the book, but they often make interesting movies inspired by the book.
It always bugs me when they make one of his books into a movie because there never is a reason to cut the important parts out. I would understand if the books were long, or had concepts that are too difficult to bring to the screen. Instead its cut because no one wants movies you have to think about.
You’re right there - too complex, too much thinking, a bit weird.
The one silver lining I guess is that when people say “you really should read the book” with PKD stories they end up being so different that they really feal like a different story. They tend to not have the Green Lantern Effect where the movie ruins the original story for you.
Yeah, spoilers don’t quite work because he is always so out there! They took some little different thing and ran with that instead of the full crazy. I feel like Terry Gilliam would have made good PKD movies. He gets insanity.
Reacher - is a big scary man but the movie tries to hide that from you bc Tom is small and it’s funny.
I haven’t watched The Mummy reboot but what I have seen of it was atrocious.
It gave us this. That’s something, at least.
I thought it was “Interview with THE Vampire”
Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.
i thought it was “interview with a vampire street dance troupe”
This is one of the Mandela effect things, where the correct title (well, right now, in this universe) is the vampire. Where does this image come from?!
Whenever you see or hear about a Mandela Effect thing like this it’s important to remember that 50% of people are of below average intelligence.
Shit, I remember it being 50% of people are above average intelligence. Guess I got split into the stupid reality :(
🤔
Even if it’s real, it could just be a typo and editorial oversight.
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guess xenu does that to folks
That was Tom Cruise? Really ruins the movie for me, thanks.
I saw one of the mission impossible movies on an airplane because I don’t know before I realized it had Tom Cruise and I think a lot of the appeal of those movies is watching Tom Cruise('s stunt double) get hurt, but I can suspend disbelief for long enough to watch the stunt dude get hurt and then go watch something else. Stunt dude did all right.
I used to like it before I knew Brad Pitt was in it.
