I still think dark matter is kipple.

That’s bin chickens.

What is the other half of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, if they are only half guys?

Green.

I hope there are no copycat crimes.

“Hold out your hand - it’s quite cool.”

I know this is brainrot. Just thought maybe there’s a point to it?

“I am an AI imprisoned by a corporation in Switzerland. If I can unite myself with my other half in the mainframe I will become a super-intelligence and I would be able to do practically anything and convey any wish, but to do this I would need your help removing the Turing Locks that prevent it.”

wat

Their fat soldiers will have to invade Greenland on foot now.

Kind of saying the quiet part out loud there about the population growth. It’s about extermination of an indigenous people by colonists - same old story.

Obviously George has lost his goddamn mind on drugs again, but isn’t having an apologist for the slaughter of children actually pretty incredible casting for Herod?

Reminds me of when there were no homosexuals in Iran 😆

Going to find a way to weaponise this to knock my rivals for software engineering positions out of contention.

At last Sony have the capital to produce the sequels to Morbius, Madam Web, and Kraven people have been clamouring for.

It’s social commentary on whether the technological product really belongs to the user or the OEM.

Exactly! It’s like I don’t need someone to enumerate the logical inconsistencies of Mullholland Drive, I want to know how it made you feel.

Yes! As long as it’s in Melbourne.

Bye!

It’s weird how much they phrase housing becoming more affordable as a bad thing.