So that’s the name/species of the cum tree.
I wonder what it’s fruit tastes like.
Slimy yet satisfying
Lion King quote, love it
Small and hard with cyanide-laced seeds
Someone made ice cream out of the flowers and bark.

I don’t think I’ve ever smelled these before but I’ve heard people hate them.
As a kid, the route my bus took for school drove us past some of those trees both to and from home. I hated it so much I considered looking up how to poison and kill a tree, but then I remembered I can’t drive or get off the bus early
I love when people plant them in outdoor seating areas and next to luxury apartments. It punishes people for bad horticulture.
I am blessed as in I like the smell and am too old to care about it being “weird” or “disgusting”. Plant more of these fuckers, I dare you.

I haven’t planted them so far. Don’t push me 😤
Gotta do some guerilla grafting and cut it low and graft a fruit bearing variety to it. Problem solved
it would seem like city gov’ts would simply prune off the fruit bearing branches
Probably assuming they know what they’re doing. I feel like if someone wore a High Vis vest and was messing with a tree, no one would question it.
I thought these were just called cum trees. Visited a town where they had a row of these outside the tourist information office, which definitely a whole mood.
Rachel Bloom, banger
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