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حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days ago

Bradford Pear Trees

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Bradford Pear Trees

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حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days ago
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    So that’s the name/species of the cum tree.

    I wonder what it’s fruit tastes like.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      Slimy yet satisfying

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        Lion King quote, love it

    • FidelChadstro [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Small and hard with cyanide-laced seeds

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      Someone made ice cream out of the flowers and bark.

      https://youtube.com/shorts/1CYPS1ahmXQ

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think I’ve ever smelled these before but I’ve heard people hate them.

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      As a kid, the route my bus took for school drove us past some of those trees both to and from home. I hated it so much I considered looking up how to poison and kill a tree, but then I remembered I can’t drive or get off the bus early

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    I love when people plant them in outdoor seating areas and next to luxury apartments. It punishes people for bad horticulture.

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    I am blessed as in I like the smell and am too old to care about it being “weird” or “disgusting”. Plant more of these fuckers, I dare you.

    • حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.onlineOP
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      • Lowleekun [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I haven’t planted them so far. Don’t push me 😤

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    Gotta do some guerilla grafting and cut it low and graft a fruit bearing variety to it. Problem solved

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/04/07/150142001/guerrilla-grafters-bring-forbidden-fruit-back-to-city-trees

    https://www.reddit.com/r/BackyardOrchard/comments/1d2x64p/hello_all_what_pear_varieties_graft_well_with_the/

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      it would seem like city gov’ts would simply prune off the fruit bearing branches

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        Probably assuming they know what they’re doing. I feel like if someone wore a High Vis vest and was messing with a tree, no one would question it.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg

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    I thought these were just called cum trees. Visited a town where they had a row of these outside the tourist information office, which definitely a whole mood.

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    Rachel Bloom, banger

    Darling Meet Me Under the Cum Tree

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