I have a seven string, but I was sitting there chugging the other day and thinking “I could go lower…”, and now I have a 5 string bass LMAO

MFW

You got any mustard?

The man knows his dinosaurs.

Mmm, pukey

Which one, Ser?

If you renounce your citizenship the US government still expects you to pay taxes for the next 10 fucking years. Do you think that sounds reasonable too?

That makes it more funny.

Lmao, now show me her white power tattoos.

They should only speak Spanish to him just to piss him off.

That’s Elaine Benes, she needs to go just because of her dancing skills.

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Nugs deep

I’m not so sure. I heard someone say bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity and I think their excuse for both is it’s ok if you just do it in brown town.

InB4 unresolvable dependency

The slow motion video of the metal turning to vapor was mesmerizing.

That’s him alright

Pack me a jowl