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plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 个月前

Sup, earthlibs

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Sup, earthlibs

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plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 个月前
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https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-shares-ai-photo-of-handcuffed-alien-walking-next-to-him-11961685

it’s a real post, but i can’t be arsed to archive truth social

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  • NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml
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    What a sexy, ripped alien. Really hope they dominate and enslave us

    • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      be alien

      train in gym every other day

      go to earth to become gymbro influencer

      immediately arrested

      • NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml
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        #JusticeForGlipglorp

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Also illegal among-drip shoes.

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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  • RondoRevolution [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Why they keeping my boy naked, give him some clothes smh my head

  • christian [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    My best guess here is that Trump asked AI for a picture of himself next to an illegal alien in custody and then realized that this is cooler than what he was initially imagining.

    • Homer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      This image was floating around for months before he reposted it.

      • christian [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        I’m disregarding your comment. I want to believe.

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.netBanneddeleted by creator
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    I just want to know why he’s posting this shit? Does he want his supporters to think we’ve got an alien or something

    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Counterpoint:

      Donald Trump is an 80 year old man trying to entertain other Boomers. He knows Boomer love AI slop, so he gives them AI slop (he loves it too because he is also a Boomer). Simple as.

    • jackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Impeccable Deltoids

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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      “Take us to your protein”

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Those cows they keep abducting. They affect mccrucified margins.

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Imagining him pumping out reps like Ram in the prison cell in RRR.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    why is my guy arrested?

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.netBanneddeleted by creator
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      Broke the observational speed limit on their way to earth so they gotta go to intergalactic traffic court, nothin Trump can do its above his pay grade on this one

    • cornishon@lemmygrad.ml
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      He’s an illegal alien, duh

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    You know, politicians used to have men in rubber suits for this sort of thing

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Is the alien handcuffed

    • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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      It’s alien fashion where you attach one of your arms to the opposite hip. You wouldn’t get it you aren’t from Glorpon 11

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Glorpon blows

        Gleep Secundus rules

        • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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          Wow mods we got some Gleep supremacist over here I can’t believe we tolerate this still :gleep-cool:

      • billgamesh [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=mBC4A5Ryeq0 shoutout to all the women comedians from other planets

        • MLRL_Commie [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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          That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever just watched with zero context lol. It took me til the 3rd contestant to figure out its not just a scripted show entirely lol. The link brought me to the beginning so I watched the whole thing before understanding wtf you were referring to. But it was pretty funny, despite the fact I can’t understand British like at all.

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            It didn’t make that much sense in context TBH

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      One hand is cuffed it looks like, AI said fuck it halfway through.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hes getting arrested for stealing the front tires of that jeep on the background

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    ayy lmao

  • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t fool me, that’s just a man with an alien mask on and painted skin

  • Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Free him

  • Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    posadas trump-drenched posadist-nuke

  • NotAnOp [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    To that TikTok live streamer that banned me for mentioning Pasadism, there will be plenty of room on the space ship next to the dolphins!

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