it’s a real post, but i can’t be arsed to archive truth social
What a sexy, ripped alien. Really hope they dominate and enslave us
be alien
train in gym every other day
go to earth to become gymbro influencer
immediately arrested
#JusticeForGlipglorp
Also illegal
shoes.

Why they keeping my boy naked, give him some clothes smh my head
My best guess here is that Trump asked AI for a picture of himself next to an illegal alien in custody and then realized that this is cooler than what he was initially imagining.
This image was floating around for months before he reposted it.
I’m disregarding your comment. I want to believe.
I just want to know why he’s posting this shit? Does he want his supporters to think we’ve got an alien or something
Counterpoint:
Donald Trump is an 80 year old man trying to entertain other Boomers. He knows Boomer love AI slop, so he gives them AI slop (he loves it too because he is also a Boomer). Simple as.
Yeah

Impeccable Deltoids
“Take us to your protein”
Those cows they keep abducting. They affect
margins.
Imagining him pumping out reps like Ram in the prison cell in RRR.
why is my guy arrested?
Broke the observational speed limit on their way to earth so they gotta go to intergalactic traffic court, nothin Trump can do its above his pay grade on this one
He’s an illegal alien, duh
You know, politicians used to have men in rubber suits for this sort of thing
Is the alien handcuffed
It’s alien fashion where you attach one of your arms to the opposite hip. You wouldn’t get it you aren’t from Glorpon 11
Glorpon blows
Gleep Secundus rules
Wow mods we got some Gleep supremacist over here I can’t believe we tolerate this still :gleep-cool:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=mBC4A5Ryeq0 shoutout to all the women comedians from other planets
That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever just watched with zero context lol. It took me til the 3rd contestant to figure out its not just a scripted show entirely lol. The link brought me to the beginning so I watched the whole thing before understanding wtf you were referring to. But it was pretty funny, despite the fact I can’t understand British like at all.
It didn’t make that much sense in context TBH
One hand is cuffed it looks like, AI said fuck it halfway through.
Hes getting arrested for stealing the front tires of that jeep on the background
ayy lmao
Can’t fool me, that’s just a man with an alien mask on and painted skin
Free him

To that TikTok live streamer that banned me for mentioning Pasadism, there will be plenty of room on the space ship next to the dolphins!





















