- cross-posted to:
- dadforaminute@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- dadforaminute@lemmy.world
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How dad are you?
No, it’s “dad, how are you?”
Bonus point
This homey unlocked the extra credit
I feel attacked and inspired.
Lower than I thought, but still higher than I’d care to admit.
Oh man…11, always knew I was built for it, but I still ain’t having any
Surprisingly I only hit about 4… although maybe 5 as I use “roll out” when leaving…
A lot of these are just normal things people say. Like, “what’s the damage” is just a normal way to ask a price in English.
⬆️ This guy’s a dad
I’m a single woman with no kids. :(
That’s what you thought. Now you know you’re a dad!
Your dad would be proud!
My dad always used to say to me “how much is this gunna rip me off” when looking for the price tag/sticker in store. I didnt realise this was tounge in cheek until when i started to venture out on my own, i said this to a shopkeeper and got this look from him… Instantly realised my mistake.
About 6 or 7.
4, no surprise, I am not fit to be a parent.
I’m checking enough that I stopped counting
I always say “flock of cows” to bait someone into saying “herd of cows” so that I can say “of course I’ve heard of cows!” Watching their faces is priceless.
I do this from time to time but with bison. I will casually slip “flock of bison” into a conversation hoping someone corrects me to “herd of bison”. So I can say. “No I hadn’t heard about your bi son. You must be so proud.”
there’s a chance the flock of cows would just pass me by unnoticed as i wrangle the conversation in my head and then hours later i realize something off about it in the shower or in bed
In my language, there’s different words for body parts of animals versus humans. Like “paws” and “hands”. There’s one exception: horses should use the human words. I always use the animal form just to have people correct me
I use school of deer when spotting deer and things like herd, pod or flock of fish while fishing.
damn. I must have kids somewhere !
(add it to the list)
A lot of these are default reactions in Germany (also by women).
I like to yell “HEY!” and point at a field full of hay bales. The wife almost always looks briefly concerned until she sees it, and then gives me the “a-doy” look. I think she secretly loves it though.
Try shouting “Jesus!” when you see a church with a sign about Jesus.
Or give their noggin a tap when you see a “bump a head” sign
Mooing at cows isn’t on this string of thought, but it’s still fun
As someone who used to work in retail, if I’m ever caught saying “guess it’s free then,” I sincerely hope everyone in the store immediately stops what they’re doing to form an orderly line to take turns slapping the piss out of me.
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“Nope, actually means it’s not for sale. Sorry.”
The shocked pikachu face they make is fucking priceless
In my experience, they usually take the counter-dad joke in stride, and we move on (sometimes they do make an obviously exaggerated expression as part of the joke). I’m probably an outlier, but I’ve always found “that means it’s free” quaint if just really trite; it’s just trying to be friendly and make my monotonous day a little more fun, and I understand from their perspective that it isn’t conspicuously overused. So I take the joke for its intent (I’ve never seen it used seriously, and imagining a remotely sane human being doing so strains credulity) instead of its actual novelty or cleverness. I will never make it because it’s so worn-out and I know it’ll make most people in retail groan, but I don’t begrudge people who do, since I’ve never seen it used in a sincerely harassing, negative way.
I used to just say, “If you can run fast enough. I don’t know if I’d chance it though… Tony’s working today.”
I’m right there with you! That was the only one that I refuse to do!
One thing I have grown into is to refuse to use my time to try to find prices for stuff, when the store fails to label it.
Ouch… 18/20
Edit: They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.
They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.
That’s because that’s an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I was old enough to hold them.
Of course. Makes the food taste better.
(I do that with the table marker things at Chick-Fil-A too…)
I WOULD do it, but my tongs are silicone-coated (for air fryer removal)
And don’t forget the requirement to pull the button two to three times immediately after picking up a power drill.
I have the other 2. Combined we can make a whole dad
cool, now you only have to decide who enters who
I thought about this recently and it does make sense. You’ve gotta test the spring so you can use the right amount of force
