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Cake day: May 23rd, 2025

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  • Microsoft literally pulled this exact trick earlier this year. Gave me an email with a ‘your subscription is increasing from $100 to $150 this year so we can offer “AI” features’ and i was like ‘oh those exact features that forced me to roll back to a 6 month old version of office to get rid of because you cant just ‘toggle’ it off in settings, and specifically emailed you to tell you this, those features you mean?’. Turns out if you go to unsubscribe they offer you a ‘budget plan’ (or however they worded it) which doesnt include “AI” features for wow, only the same price it was already paying to get me to stay. What an offer.
    I was doing the right thing by them but if your gunna take the piss mate, im putting on the hat and taking to the seas.












  • I do not for the life of me understand why people do this. Shoes: go great with socks and cold weather
    Thongs & sandles: go great without socks and warmer weather

    The avantages of thongs/sandles is that they have airflow and are easy to get on & off, wearing socks with them both hampers airflow and also are fully exposed to getting wet or dirty. Do you also wear a sweater over your bathers? A beanie over a sun visor? Breifs with your assless chaps?




  • I dont know about embarassing but having any screen nearby them run a live fact check of any lies they tell.
    As for embarassing, live updates on the screen of last time: farted, picked nose, didnt wash hands, imagined someone naked (including just partially), didnt understand what they were just told, a little bit if of wee dripped out, tries to hide arousal/erection etc.

    Would love to see someones ‘imagined someone naked’ counter reset when they are talking to the queen, or ‘tries to hide erection’ when holding hands with ivanka.