A heads up - there’s a paywall so most of the article is missing.
I was told the dems were also focused on AI regulations, totally actual ones and not just ones to help big tech
Wish he would just kick one
"I hated Zohran a couple of months ago and I still think he deserves to be killed for being Muslim but he won so I’m gonna copy all his shit
What do you mean I’m a senator and should be focusing on bigger issues like ICE murdering unarmed people in the streets?
The Baileys never mentioned any of that, the Baileys never complain about fascism"
ICE bucket challenge failed
“ICE bucket challenge” is def something :kelly: would say at the end of a comic
It’s almost too wordy for
but maybe just toes the line.
…why buckets?
Because pillars are Maoist.
or islamic
planks are socialist
should’ve used burgers
Americans can’t understand things unless they’re related to household objects. E.g. spoons as a metaphor for energy/willpower.
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The 5 buckets are the Bailey’s, the Bailey’s, the Bailey’s, the Bailey’s and the Bailey’s conservative neighbors.
No, Schumer. It’s the five PILLARS of Islam. Get it right, you idiot.
And of course, health care.
Unless you’re coming out in support of Medicare for All, I don’t believe you.
“Of course” meaning “we do it every single election for the past 50 years without a single improvement so it’s still necessary”
To be fair, they don’t care about the other four buckets, either.
Sounds good chuck, so I suppose you want to build some more housing with the explicit goal of lowering property values, doing union-busting on capitalists, build more green energy infrastructure, get universal pre-k passed AND universal healthcare?
You’re going to get that taken care of, right?
When you actually look in the bucket instead of trusting a Democrat:
It’s gonna be Abundance isn’t it? 🤡
You know it. Nothing like convincing the real estate industry to lower their profits out of the goodness of their hearts.
To Schumer: (cw: suicidal ideation)
You can just claim to be working on the popular things when you have no actual power to push that agenda. Then you can blame Trump for problems you wouldn’t have solved if you had power to solve them.
exactly, the most politically convenient thing is to push an agenda you know will never pass. theyd never push under a blue administration. the worst political outcome is to achieve your goals (which youve willingly compromised on) and have to deal with the consequences, a lesson the democrats learned after the aca
MFS been focusing on healthcare so long they burned a hole in it
Wish he was being distributed between 5 buckets
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