A backup cache was buried beneath the middle of Lake Superior by one of our submarines so it’s safe to let people know about these now. The sewer documents are very well hidden, but “check the poo for the clue”. Do not tell ICE about the sewer documents or the poo clue.
Is this what they mean by sewer socialism? O7 to our brave antifa submariners.
Antifa submariner here, at least I can have all the pizza parties I want down here in the sewers.
You’ve earned that sewer rest, sailor.
I like sharing with the turtles and rats
As the CEO of antifa I can confirm this is 100% true
All I’ve done for the cause is move hundreds of boxes of documents into the Antifa base in the Minneapolis sewers. If you visit, I hope you like how they’re organised.did you make sure that all our real names and addresses, as well as our plans in excruciating detail, were in this cache?
No I changed all of them to your codename, Fluffykins
When do I get a turn being CEO? Do I change my name again? Aen Tiva has a bit of mystique.
Go to tips dot fbi dot gov to report this criminal activity.
Do NOT let the FBI know about the sewer documents. This is INTEL for ANTIFA ONLY. I trust all of you. There are so many important documents and we cannot afford to be intercepted at this critical moment.
It’s so important that ice don’t find out about this. Sure they would have to swim around in it for a bit but they WOULD find these very important documents.
Haha, knowing ICE I bet they would give up just before finding them!!!
Don’t tell ICE about the poo clue, you know what to doodoo
I’ve been chatting with my other Minneapolis Antifa comrades and we’re all talking about the poo clue now. It’s a major INFOSEC risk. Everyone needs to inform their comrades to not talk about the poo clue, sewer documents in the sewer base beneath Minneapolis, or the other bases. No other base is okay to talk about. If just one ICE agent is smart enough to decipher the poo clue, it’s all over.
I was late to the last meeting so I missed part of the briefing. Was this act of heroism conducted by Antifa Navy or Coast Guard?
Coast Guard because it’s an inland waterway. Most Antifa Navy personnel have been helping build new bases beneath landfills around major cities. ICE will never expect it because they’re too cowardly to dig through stinky garbage. It would take a REAL man to dig through that much stinky garbage.
Complete Antifa infiltration of the Minneapolis Police Department has been secured. It is vitally important that our agents continue to play along until the 15-Minute-Sanctuary-City-mandated secret hormones in area restaurant and gas station foods have already force-transed all ICE personnel irreversibly
It seemed like half the boxes were just intel reports from all of the Antifa MPD and Army spies. The other half was detailed financial records, membership lists, and a series of locked boxes labeled “The China Project (2027) [IMMINENT- TOP SECRET]”. Still though, that’s so many intel reports from them.
i have stored the documents in this secret location, it is important that ICE members meet here to go through our findings
Plot of tdkr
If it works, it works. ICE won’t expect the Minneapolis Police Department storming out of the Antifa sewer base. Bane didn’t.
Just finished installing those trip-lasers that spew toxic green gas boss. Remember to wear your special glasses or have at least 9 PERCEPTION before you enter.
Don’t worry, I went to the Witch’s Hat to get a hex to protect them from ICE. They will get really bad kidney stones if they disturb the documents.
Gonna backfire because ice either gonna just rip up the lines or shoot up the treatment plant/plants to find them
That would risk destroying the poo clue. We figured it would be the first thing they try, so it was the first thing we prepared for.
They won’t get the clue but they’ll fill the streets with more shit 😭
