Until MARS accepts its destiny as our beautiful 53RD STATE and supplies us with its precious turbinium ore, the White House has no choice but to place more TARIFFS on the Red Planet

Filling the stomach on a dollar’s worth of simply-spiced crockpot beanis & veggies stays winning but unsung

E peebus unum. Let them see

USA has lost the mandate of heaven (in the “sky” sense)

Captain, if these readings are correct… the temporal distortion has stranded us in the late capitalist era
sigh

Desensitizing people to having no privacy from their own state and ‘local’ corporations will do that

gimp has done everything I’ve needed it to for many years. Now that I have a pen tablet, Krita is growing on me

(Disclaimer: it is impossible for beanis posts to be spam)

It is a very durable investment (in comedy output)

Ahm, m’ohh! that isn’t posts - It’s beans; beans from the beanis spam we’re having! Mmmm, Beanis spam!

First they came for the “terrorists”, and I didn’t speak out, for the definition of terrorism hadn’t yet expanded to encompass me

Dying on patsoc hill to hold an incursion of disabled people at bay

Borg drones with goatees honoring each others’ individuality, yet retaining firm social cohesion by not tolerating bigotry or chauvinism in the Collective

Recurring theme in my dreams is finding amazing new areas (that only in dream logic could have been overlooked until now) in familiar places. Also I used to make Doom levels in my youth, inspired by what I imagined to be behind forbidden doors.

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I hope they wake up exhausted every day after dreaming endlessly of fleeing angry guillotine-bearing crowds who keep finding them

Biden will still be class conscious even when his brain has been fully replaced with brine and plaque

What about disabled people?

I have a processing delay that makes operating a car feel way too abrupt and terrifying to me, so I’ve never had a license, I have always biked and bused. Not that I have ever been able to afford a car, I would be terribly vulnerable in a place where you absolutely need one. A cluster of hidden disabilities that make exploiting your labor unprofitable by a thousand cuts has a special sort of stigma attached to it, and it’s a special sort of mindfuck to gradually break free of the cloud of eugenicist denial you were raised under and see it for what it is.