absolutely timeless

I also get reminded more and more of the Provisional Government’s buffoonery in Ten Days That Shook The World

It did very poorly in the box office back when it came out, though I don’t know how much money it has made since as the cult classic it became.

There was also an anime adaptation called Scott Pilgrim Takes Off which takes the story in a very different direction, that came out a year and a half ago.

Also Micheal Cera wasn’t right to play Scott, who was often filled with oblivious confidence and charm instead of Micheal Cera awkwardness in the books, but I imagine he was selected because he was the most high-profile young male Canadian comedic actor at the time

If people really believed in miasma theory they’d mask! It’s more like worshiping the right idols will keep illness at bay.

cw: a robot resembling a human burning

Flying squirrel top half with an ostrich butt and legs

the Batsuit greebling on the cop armor

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Someone was saying that unlike 2020 there isn’t a lockdown this time to fuel summer unrest, but between the true rate of unemployment, fake/scam job listings, and mass layoffs, there’s still tons of people who have time on their hands and a diminishing supply of non-chain things to lose

Wile E. Coyote should be US president

He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation’s revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.

The archeological record shows several instances of Earth’s orbit being diverted by mass near-simultaneous farts, leading to devastating worldwide changes to the climate. The relative stability of the Holocene was only to begin when our distant ancestors started to wear garments that hid their butts - but now promising research says that a “controlled mass fart” of sufficient magnitude could be just what is needed in the 21st century.

You preserved the clickbait title that doesn’t name the countries, and didn’t name them in the body? What do you think this is, Reddit?

Contradictions so sharp the blade is chipping

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