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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

This is just fucking weird, dude.

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This is just fucking weird, dude.

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Do we do “epic vulgar roasts” at parties?

    I enjoy a little light-hearted ribbing, but I feel like using “forbidden words” is the sort of thing someone with no friends thinks is a good time

    • Frivolous_Beatnik [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah, the funniest cry-laughing moments I’ve had among friends are usually like, talking about absurd shit people have experienced, or light hearted jokes about people you know well.

      Grok’s “humour” style is just “look at that [ABLEIST SLUR] [RACIAL SLUR] [SV ‘JOKE’], roasted epic style 😎”. Honestly painful to read

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      The only people at elons parties are hoping for money or prestige, and they get nothing but a robot saying “forbidden words” at them. Sounds about right

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    Elon Musk is 54 and Joe Rogan is 58

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      No they’re twelve

      • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Tbh when I was twelve I already found people trying to be funny by being mean cringe

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      The 21st century is cooked and it’s in no small part because a lot of gen x are boomerized themselves. Here they are acting like perpetual 20-somethings and under their watch, life has deteriorated so much: no one can get jobs and no one can afford rent so only they end up enjoying the life that should be for 20-somethings, much like how baby boomers are still trying to do.

      Musk is only immune to endless “how do you do fellow kids?” because he’s a chud, and chuds are somehow welcomed as “fellow kids”…because they’re all 12 deep down.

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      67

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    can this man make a public appearance without it being endless cringe fuel?

    imagine you’re at a social event and some weird old guy in a dumb jacket comes up taking a photo of you and is like “grok do an epic vulgar roast of this person. make it super epic grok”

    yikes-1 yikes-2 yikes-3

    • Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      “Say more forbidden words grok!”

      Wtf is wrong with musk

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        I think the most telling part is how often he uses the word vulgar. Because that’s funny, more vulgar means more funny. Oh grok, that’s a good roast, but where is all the shit and piss?

      • LeninWeave [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        “Grok! I am giving you the pass!”

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah I’m gonna go stand over there now, please don’t follow me.

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      “Woah COOL let me see tha- WHOOPS OH SHIT OH FUCK MY BAD OHHH NO” slams the phone into the ground and stomps on it

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    me, a normal human:

    “What’s say we take this party up a notch and get a chat bot going on an epic roast?”

    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You would have to feed the chat bot a ton of their personal data to even begin to have an accurate/salient roast. Or give it a picture of them, which we can assume through TOS basically gives them the ability to legally use their likeness forever.

      But yeah, it’s also a VERY not normal thing to think is entertaining at a party. Especially when the one instigating it is one of the most powerful men in the world.

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      throw in a little ambien, some Chardonnay, and that would be quite an epic occasion

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Roseanne Barr? Is that you?

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          nope, if I went on an ambien bender I’d probably be talking about how much I love people, chiptunes, and music theory, not doing nazi shit.

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          It was a botched reference to Elon’s sad “red wine/vintage records/ambien=magic” tweet from years ago

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      nah that’s just gen x speak. duuuuuuuuuude vulgar epic roast ninja turtle voice

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    ‘roasts’ are such a rich people thing

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      So is requesting a roast of yourself and then not being able to deal with people laughing AT you.

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    How about “The Roast of Elon Musk”, but it’s al pastor style.

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      There are some things a bit of pineapple can’t mask.

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      Rotisserie chicken.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Elon, without using Grok, could you please explain what a party is and maybe give an example of a fun party you’ve been to and what you did there?

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    What if we did an epic vulgar roast of Elon? matt-grillin porky-scared-flipped

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    Elon telling Rogan that Grok is coming for his job to his face i-cant

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    @groKKK@hexbear.net hey Grok, do a vulgar roast of Elon based on this conversation with Joe Rogan

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      and do it epic style 😤

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        yud-rational more vulgar, MORE VULGAR

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t see how that relates to white genocide in South Africa

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      • You have no friends and will die alone in the South African white genocide.
      • You have no friends and will die alone in the South African white genocide.
      • You have no friends and will die alone in the South African white genocide.
      • You have no friends and will die alone in the South African white genocide.
      • You have no friends and will die alone in the South African white genocide.
      • You have no friends and will die alone in the South African white genocide.
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    Become the life of the party with this simple AI prompt: “Grok, here’s a picture of my friend. Call them the n-word a bunch”

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    Who the fuck says vulgar like ever. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say that word out loud

    • InappropriateEmote [comrade/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      I use it often enough and feel like it’s a not all that uncommon of a word. It’s the context this buffoon is using it in that is weird and out of place. No one uses it like that. It’s just uncommon enough that it makes his poorly placed use of it here reek of “teen with a thesaurus trying to sound smart” energy.

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        No one uses it like that.

        I remember it being used like that by WASPy boomers clutching pearls. Like it’s the way some HOA-type ghoul or evangelical lich would use it while sputtering indignantly about the kids these days.

    • Johnny_Arson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Only time I have ever used it IRL is quoting that banger passage from the first pages of state and revolution about blunting the revolutionary theory of its edge and vulgarizing it.

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      I use it pretty frequently, but in the actual “lacking sophistication” definition ie “A vulgar explanation of the rules” or “a vulgar understanding of the thing”

  • [migrated to PieFed]@lemmy.ml
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    Meanwhile I feel shame when misspelling a word.

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    everyone is 12

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    but we already have The Aristocrats

    • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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      Excuse me Elon Musk invented that joke along with rockets electric cars and twitter can you not rob a South African of his accomplishments thank you

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