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ickplant@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

Sounds about right

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Sexual competition pressures from children.

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      Fucking brutal lol

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      Probably not your intention, but your joke contributes to the sexualisation of kids imo

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        Highlighting the stated intentions of the president is not contributing. It’s satire

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          Satire is dead. It’s a factual statement.

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        In the same way your critique of my joke does, sure. If you say so.

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        Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and if they don’t look after it, it stinks.

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    Based on the lips, allergies to shellfish or nuts.

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      Mar-a-Lago face

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        A number of individuals have been identified as or described as having Mar-a-Lago face. They include:

        • Matt Gaetz
        • Kimberly Guilfoyle
        • Karoline Leavitt
        • Laura Loomer
        • Kristi Noem
        • Lauren Sánchez
        • Ivanka Trump
        • Lara Trump
        • Melania Trump
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      Baseball game? Definitely the peanuts.

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      i was going to say fellatio “secretions”:.

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    Lip filler and a bottle of bleach?

    It is funny to me, but I guess it makes sense. Conservative “beauty” is some standard look because they value conformity.

    Progressive beauty is diverse because we value difference.

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      Just gonna leave this here: Mar-a-Lago face

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        And this is why it’s paramount to preserve Wikipedia

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        Its the perfect lie too. No doctor will ever try and take credit.

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        It is so ugly 😂😌

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          They’re just making the exterior match the interior.

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        Something like this was just on an episode of South Park. When the women become Christian, they get plastic surgery.

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      its almost always blonde hair too.

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        Which is weird because blonde hair often turns darker after childhood unless someone is always under sunlight and even then there’s no garuntee. Hell I was born blonde and my hair turned rust red with age, the parts that have bleached from sunlight are just an even more rusty red. So it always looks artificial unless someone has had some very specific luck.

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          these people probably DYE thier hair blond.

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            That’s why I referred it looking shit and artificial in reference to bleaching and dyeing. I’ve a bad case of swimmers ear so thinking hard.

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    Black eyes

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    A humiliation and domination kink, because they love having their rights stripped from them and being dominated by the state

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      Nawww, lots of Democrat women have those. They just keep it in the bedroom like civilized people.

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        Yeah or as I always say, just because something gets you off, doesn’t mean it’s a good way to run a society or even a life.

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      alot of white women needs the “mar-a-lago” face in order to have a conservative husband. its usually almost always blond people.

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    Certainly not the capacity to feel shame

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    A running tab at the ER for “doorway-related” injuries.

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      or excessive white wine and anti-depressant consumption.

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        I think you meant rosé.

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          Not white enough

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      Faith

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      God she’s so Christian

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      I haven’t watched South Park in a long time but boy did they nail that one.

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    Brain damage.

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    • Stockholm syndrome
    • Domestic violence
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    Vapid obsession with wealth and vanity to the point that they permanently fuck up their faces in the pursuit of some twisted version of “beauty” they will never have?

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      I’m pretty sure that one crosses the political spectrum.

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      If all you have to say about someone, especially women, is theyre ugly consider saying nothing, look, it’s easy:

      whats one thing republican women have that democrat women dont?

      A copy of mein kamph on their bed side table

      except you can barely say that about dems

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        You really need to work on the reading comprehension. There is an enormous difference between exceptional vanity, and just being born ugly.

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          Don’t get down on them for not understanding the difference, mirrors are prohibitively expensive in this economy.

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    What are they even referring to? What are they saying democrat women do not have? I don’t get it.

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      Yep. The comeback is great, but what did that GodlyNation person think is the thing? Fake blonde? Botox lips?

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        They both have the look like “We both know what it is, and so should you 😉😉”. I’m here like 😐😑😐

        I guess you gotta be republican to get it.

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          Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything.

          Donald Yes. there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.

          Jeffrey Nor will I, since I also know what it is.

          Donald We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

          Jeffrey Yes, we do, come think of it.

          Donald Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

          Jeffrey As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

          Donald A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.

          Donald J. Trump

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            Was this like a recorded phone call between them or something? No, it was emails or texts or something, wasn’t it. So creepy.

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              It’s the “poem” Trump wrote Epstein for his 50th birthday, inside of a drawing of a nude woman with Trumps signature for her bush.

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                “woman”

                That was a pre-teen

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                Bruh 😐

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        The joke is dems are trans i’m 99% sure

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          Oh! You mean the thing is “real women”. Could be. But I’ve been thinking and I see a resemblance between the two and I guess the one on the left is the account holder, and the other one her daughter, and the post was inspired as much by egocentric pride as politics. In other words, I don’t think she herself was all too clear on her meaning, just “look how good we both look”.

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          That would fit their understanding of statistics.

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      A certain je ne sais quoi. Because they’re worse by any concrete measure.

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      I believe we’re all overthinking this. Right wingers are overwhelmingly literal, especially religious nutjobs. They probably mean something extremely simplistic, like happiness or morality.

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        Maybe they’re genuinely asking. Maybe they’re just looking for engagement.

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          That’s a perfectly reasonable conclusion. Super common social media nonsense.

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    A husband that isnt spraying blood from his throat!

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      1000004324

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    Silicone?

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    The desperate urge to put themselves above other women?

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