I’m jealous that you have never been sick in any way. That’s very literally not how the medical system works.

Did you save the phone number for the lab that processed your blood work most recently? It’s not the phone number of the people you gave the blood to, they passed it off to somebody else.

Do you save the phone number of the people that did your x-ray in the doctor’s office? It’s actually an independent contractor with a different patient notification system.

Oh by the way the pharmacy technician called you from the local branch line instead of the head office. Guess you aren’t getting your meds this month.

What on earth would the midterms change? The D party is even more corrupted by Israel than the R party.

“My job is to fight for Israel, and all that Israel needs” —D leader Chuck Schumer

Does your mom not have any doctors?

Ok but this loser was nothing compared to Hitler. Just an internet troll with an unjustified budget, not a dictator of a country.

And Knuckles

I see you have never been there.

Some people find the strangest ways to categorize others into out-groups…

We all had to pay for it.

It’s been all over the news.

Not if you CYA with cyanouraic acid!

Why are you still talking about that loser? He’s gone, let him be forgotten.

It’s your month to come out though…

Sometimes the ads go for 40 minutes past the scheduled start time. I don’t go to theaters anymore.

You really think you’re the main character of the world, don’t you?

It’s not just a cleanliness thing. Skeletons can cause expensive damage.

Nah, Grok doesn’t write like that.

Oh, that’s all you’ve done?

It’s a very mixed bag from funny trolling to completely unacceptable and debilitating misandry.

…fuck we’re old.

That’s…not a thing.