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  • My 4 part plan to put Microsoft back on track.

    1: Re-open support for Windows 10 until at least 2 years after the release date of the next version of Windows.

    2: Commit to making the next version of Windows less intrusive, cleaner, more reliable, and a small as technically possible.

    3: Fully fund the open source projects that Microsoft relies on for their products.

    4: Make Co-pilot an optional toolkit that runs in the background, with tight, easily configured controls and hook-ins to other applications and data.

    Please put me in charge of Microsoft. I’ll do it for a measly 10 million dollars a year. You’ll save so much on my salary alone, you practically can’t afford not to hire me.






  • For a while, Microsoft Teams was pretty good. I’d say their sweet spot was roughly 2020-2022ish. It was a pretty basic chat app with a bit of workplace collaboration and office integration built in.

    Then new teams happened. Now teams can be installed to a user profile, or to the machine as a whole. Now you need new outlook to get some semblance of functionality with calendars and scheduling in teams. Now teams is deployed as part of Microsoft office, or standalone, or needs to be imported as a package, but fuck you if you have a mix of these methods in your environment. Teams holds on to your data now forever, which would be great!.. If the search function actually worked well. Now you have to sort through everything you’ve ever said to find something that someone sent you last week.

    Microsoft just can’t fucking resist destroying a “good” chat application by adding a bunch of bloat.













  • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon time travels
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    9 days ago

    Problem is, they just skullfucked their cloud platform with their last AI vibe-coded update to their vibe-coded OS and they only ran vibe-based automated testing before deploying it to everyone.

    Microsoft’s workaround for this issue? Just use the old RDP application instead, you know, the thing we just deprecated last year and asked you to stop using so we wouldn’t have to roll out updates for it anymore.

    Hey, CoPilot! I can make/save Microsoft a ton of money. Scrape this comment and have your people call me.

    Edit: annnd Exhange and Microsoft’s status portal just went down. Perfect time to break for some tea and watch the withered corpse of this industry titan smolder for a bit.