I feel bad for actual tacos.

You just need to be faster than whoever you’re with.

Unfortunately in this scenario, I was not the faster runner, and now wake up earliest

Something about your comment has me wanting to call “air force one” to “Taco truck”.

So it’ll be distributed more like Usenet as I understand it

Do you have any smart home stuff going on? If you had Home Assistant set up, I could imagine a trigger that turns off a smart outlet after 5 minutes of no use. (I use such a trigger to let me know when laundry is done)

Yeah, it’s the wurst

Yeah, Fuck John Barron

Hope

Ah, so these are people impersonating ice agents, by uh, dressing in plain clothes and driving unmarked vehicles? Maybe if they should have uniforms or something

Us normal people don’t golf on the clock

What’s oniony about this article?

Right. My 9 year old would reply with “just give me ice cream and let me play Minecraft all day” where I would not suggest that.

Now for any age: if they seem grumpy, feed them.

You’ve just destroyed my afternoon, thanks and congratulations

Edit: installed it. very cool. It would be crazy on my watch though.

Yeah, I was just making a joke.

Does this mean we should deport you? I’m not calling for this, only trying to understand how it works.

I’m already going to a kid amusement park tomorrow, so I guess I would just be the coolest dad there.

Portable communicators. It would be slick to have a USB c tricorder though.

So… The inflation increasing act?

Is your kink lockpicking lawyer?

Someone hasn’t returned the gaming group my library has for loans.