The result from this post.
There were some that were contested, where multiple people would be nominated for the same position. And it was difficult to pick. I hope noone is too mad about it.
Contested
Red Army:
- tactical_trans_karen
- Tervell
- MarmiteLover123
Radio & TV:
- Wombat
- Grebgreb
- 21Gramsci
- TankieTanukie
Education:
- 72trillion
- RedWizard
- BMF
Culture:
- WhyEssEff
- Dort_Owl
- Ulyssus
Foreign Affairs:
- ReadFanon
- 72trillion
- thelastaxolotl
Aviation:
- VILenin
- Dort_Owl
Foreign Trade:
- xiaohongshu
- anarchoilluminati
A list of all the nominations
thelastaxolotl for General Secretary
Edie for Second CPSU Secretary (self)
PorkrollPosadist for GOSPLAN
72trillion for Chairman of the Council of Ministers
Tervell for Red Army (x2)
tactical_trans_karen for Red Army
MarmiteLover123 for Red Army
xiaohongshu for Finance (x2)
happybadger for Agriculture
kristina for Internal Affairs
72Trillion for Foreign Affairs
ReadFanon for Foreign Affairs
thelastaxolotl for Foreign Affairs
Cowbee for Justice
RedWizard for Education
72trillion for Education
BMF for Education
Dort_Owl for Oil and Gas
FunkyStuff for Heavy Industry
sickos for Construction (self)
sexywheat for Railways (self)
Hestia for Shipbuilding (self)
VILenin for Aviation
Dort_Owl for Aviation
21Gramsci for Radio & TV
TankieTanukie for Radio & TV
wombat for Radio & TV
Grebgreb for Radio & TV
RION for Communications
xiaohongshu for Foreign Trade
anarchoilluminati for Foreign Trade (self)
Dort_Owl for Culture (x2)
WhyEssEff for Culture
Ulyssus for Culture
Erika3sis for Nationalities
[wake up]
[find out I’m considered a power user on an obscure leftist forum now]
congrats to you and Er
This is one of the reasons I wanted to post it. It seemed like there were some that might not have seen the original (I specifically thought you)
This must be what it feels like to be an Old Bolshevik purged from the party.
Users used to always cite me as the #1 power poster and I guess not anymore and thank god that title gave me anxiety lol, hexbear is my hangout spot not my job.
I motion for the Admins to remove your ability to delete your account or log out. Get back in the posting mines
I’m never getting out of this hole alive.
You are the Karlos Marx to all the heads of state here, a true legacy poster
This is dereliction of duty
I feel like a goddamn Menshevik rn
Minister of oil and gas hmm…
So what you’re saying is if I start a fire I could explode this place?
oil (piss) and gas (fart)
Is piss flammable?
everything is flammable with enough heat 🔥
That’s it, I’m raising my kid as a troskyte
Dort owl wasn’t qualified to be in charge of aviation because they’re a dirty little bird who prefers to hop around on the ground. Disgraceful.
I thought that “Is a pilot” was a slightly better argument than “is owl”
Understandable
I win, no avatar
Ok, I gave you an avatar
Ah fuck
NO ONE grabbed chairman of the committee on state security? Do we not know the Trueanon rules here?! I volunteer for the position!
Never mind I’m seeing @kristina@hexbear.net grabbed minister of internal affairs good lookin out plz don’t purge me
Internal Affairs and State Security are not the same.
o7 to the new committee
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AM I LOSING MY INFLUENCE
GET KRISTINA ON THE LINE GET THE INTERIOR MINISTRY ON MY SIDE GET ME A DESK AT THE AUDITING COMMISSION
Comrade, I see you are bigender. Report to my office at 0900 sharp to be given the initiation. Bring your best thigh highs.first of all do we have the list of allied generals yet and do we know where we’ll place our barricades cause we’re fucked if this doesn’t work
I edited the bit when I checked your profile. But it must be viscous like uberlube.
If you wanna mod traa I’ll add you lol
lemme in the club hell yea
I’ll add you as a mod but I will not be able to add you to group chat for a week or two a bit indisposed currently.
Oh and make a comment in the megathread for me
Done
Wait shit I think the other politburo members are passing by us in the hall we either gotta drag them into our side or push them into the community bond villain lair’s piranha tank
Incredible posting if I’m being mainly honest
KURWA JAK MOGŁEM TEGO NIE ZAUWAŻYĆ
JUŻ SIĘ NIE POZBIERAM
you’re a power poster to me!
maybe i’m no longer qualified to be considered a power poster… the though didn’t cross my mind…
My first policy will be Unlimited Genocide on the First World
Who was put in charge of black mold?
damn better no coal then me coal huh
If we did appoint anyone there they’d get instantly executed by those roving soyjakker bandits
Wait, this you?
IF YOU’RE GONNA PURGE ME DONT DELEGATE MY DEATH TO THE POST-GROYPERS, I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE DIGNITY TO WALK UP TO ME WITH AN ICE AXE AND DO IT YOURSELF
It’s just business, tovarisch.
And yet you can’t even stomach even putting me on trial. Look me in the eyes when you send me to the firing range.
Have you even selected a Premier (much less a deputy)?(forgot premier got folded into the chairman of the council of ministers but they still don’t have a deputy, see below) No deputyGeneral Secretary(that’s just the second secretary again, how sloppy ARE we) or Chairperson,do we not even have a line of succession?(kinda but not for the premier?) No one’s in charge of light industry, was that too close to a treats department? WHY IS NO ONE IN CHARGE OF THE KGB?kristina is in charge of the MVD.
No one was nominated for Chair of KGB.
(Just corrected it dw)
(This is some graphic that alaskaball found, ask them)
Also there’s like two to five deputy chairpeople at a time! Their whole deal is that they specialize in different parts of governing!
fuck it. I could be acting deputy chairperson and kgb chair at the same time if I really wanted to. worked for shelepin.
