Thanks. It didn’t work when I tried doing it from my other account. Wanted to have one here in case there’s some federation fuckery (as seen with this very problem!)

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make me mod @Cowbee@hexbear.net

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Well, it’s been nearly a year since it was posted.

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This is in fact real: https://xcancel.com/JMilei/with_replies?cursor=DAAHCgABG-Fj1tj__YALAAIAAAATMjAwNzgzMTI2NzU0NzczNDI1MwgAAwAAAAIAAA

Screenshot:

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Hang tight and I’ll check.

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Besides your newlines being the wrong way around. This was very helpful! I made this violentmonkey script:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        hexbear signature
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://hexbear.net/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.1
// @author      Edie
// @description 29/12/2025, 18.08.13
// ==/UserScript==

var sigHR = "\n\n---\n"
var sigMessage = "ⓘ *This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.*"
var sig =  `${sigHR}${sigMessage}`

function addSig(node) {
  var element = node.querySelector('[id^=markdown-textarea-]')
  if (element != null) {
    if (element.value === "") {
      element.value = sig
    }
  }
}

const observer = new MutationObserver(records => {
  records.forEach(record => {
    for (const addedNode of record.addedNodes) {
      if (addedNode.nodeType == 1) {
        addSig(addedNode)
      }
    }
  })
});

observer.observe(document.body, {
    subtree: true,
    childList: true
});

addSig(document)

Edit: Updated to version 1.1!

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I do. And I am surprised at how consistent I have been with it.

I did think about making something to help me. But I couldn’t figure it out.

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ⓘ Thi$ uSSer i$ SSuSSpeKKKted of being a KKKat. PleaSSe report any SSuSSpiKKKiou$ behavior.

Fucking hell. I love this.

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I made it into an SVG.

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Yes. E.g. seems to be 1446x2688

Guy whose activation phrase is ‘good boy’

(it activates his neurons )

Mega mega THREAD THREAD THREAD

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You deserve good things roux.

Good morning

I am sorry that it’s crowding up your feed.

gets sitewide pinned.

And I’m not an accident/health issue away from bankruptcy

Yea? Ask DisabledAceSocialist how their experience in the UK has been.

with Admin/Mod tags active

That would require them to use alts. The tags are always there if someone is a mod of the comm, or an admin.

More interesting flags:

• Trans flag
• Counter Strike 2
• Progress Flag
• superman
• an old RoC flag with something in the middle?
• ralsei??
• green and black flag
• Java??
• imperial Russian flag
• 
• Anarchist A?
• Austria-Hungary
• avantgarde France or something???
• rainbow flag
• Prussia
• another

Probably (NSFW)