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This kinda weird shit is a big part of why I love star wars. If it were cannon that there’s a Chucky cheese style outer rim attraction with repurposed trade federation droids doing song and dance numbers it would be entirely consistent and on brand for the universe.
Especially if they’re THROWIN’ CHEEKS
The one part of Star Wars that has just kept getting better is how
hotcool the droids are. From C-3PO to the battle droids to K-2SOHard agree. Hell even BB-8 is a really goddamn cool design.
the best droidcore DJ in the outer rim, Roger Roger often re-samples Gungan vocals into dynamic bass lines
I’m going to fuck the robot
I’m relieved it wasn’t just me thinking this, but also disturbed.
Well these robots were useless in combat so I guess they got repurposed as…sex bots
Well these robots were useless in combat
They were repurposed comedy droids, clearly.
roger roger
Are there any Star wars stories where a droid and a human fall in love? There really ought to be
droids can barely think for themselves in SW canon - like they’re literally slaves outside of the ‘special’ (the term iirc is manumitted or whatever) droids :(
IRL we have people trying to romance AIs that aren’t half as clever or independent. I’m not saying that a human-droid romance would have to necessarily be portrayed as a positive thing (it might very well violate established ethics in-universe), but it would make sense that in a galaxy with trillions or quadrillions of people, there are a few that fancy a droid.
And manumitted droids do exist, so it doesn’t have to be a master-servant sort of deal either
Closest I’m aware of is in some of the old EU novels where two of Luke’s students are in a relationship and something happens where one of them has his consciousness transferred into a droid body.
I thought there was a thing with a droid and lando calrissian
I think I need to rewatch Solo
WHY DOES THE ROBOT HAVE CAKE
This droid would cure Din Djarin’s racism
I bet you could install a flexible outer coating to a B1 that looks like any bipedal alien race, just using the droid as a skeleton.
Five nights at Freddy’s secret of the mimic reference
If it didn’t want a roger-rogering, why is it leaning forward and sticking it out like that?
The fact that they’re wearing a shirt and nothing else makes this look even weirder, but if there were more clothes it could be even worse
