Posadas [he/him, they/them]
“Imagine being terrestrial”
— Me, a dolphin
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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinateEnglish
22·5 days agoThat’s Disgraced Ex Doctor Mr. Andrew I Was Paid By Lawyers To Fabricate Results To Win A Court Case Wakefield thank you very much
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinateEnglish
69·5 days ago“Yes, it hurts, of course, it hurts. But God has chosen Ethan for a reason. God is doing something, and we’re gonna glorify his name regardless."
Absolute cultist behavior
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!English
18·6 days agoNo, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!English
14·6 days agoMore like scuba diving, bay’s only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!English
11·6 days agoThey looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!English
13·6 days agoMust of
'em on their heads while they were under the ice.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!English
12·6 days agoNah, this MF’s probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•You know what? Fuck it! GIVE ME THE GMO SALT!English
10·7 days agoCapitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
badposting@hexbear.net•Nobody cheated in the OdysseyEnglish
2·12 days agoLike I said, Nobody cheated in the Odyssey.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.English
14·19 days agowomp womp

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?English
7·20 days agoFunny enough, the post they’re trying to make fun of mentions how they’re going to be picking up a sight
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The United States finally has a casus belli towards CanadaEnglish
11·23 days agoThey give him the elixir of eternal groundhog life so he never dies.
Unfortunately they never give his wife it, and they force him to remarry every time one passes.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The curse of being rightEnglish
3·23 days agoChicago Style my beloved
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Trans JovianEnglish
2·24 days ago





Sorry Mr. President, war’s canceled. The Ford is too busy using it’s flight deck as a temporary poop deck.