Posadas [he/him, they/them]
“Imagine being terrestrial”
— Me, a dolphin
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Cake day: July 25th, 2020
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22·5 days agoThat’s Disgraced Ex Doctor Mr. Andrew I Was Paid By Lawyers To Fabricate Results To Win A Court Case Wakefield thank you very much
“Yes, it hurts, of course, it hurts. But God has chosen Ethan for a reason. God is doing something, and we’re gonna glorify his name regardless."
Absolute cultist behavior
No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds
More like scuba diving, bay’s only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice
They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks
Must of
'em on their heads while they were under the ice.
Nah, this MF’s probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.
Capitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent
2·12 days agoLike I said, Nobody cheated in the Odyssey.
14·19 days agowomp womp
Funny enough, the post they’re trying to make fun of mentions how they’re going to be picking up a sight
They give him the elixir of eternal groundhog life so he never dies.
Unfortunately they never give his wife it, and they force him to remarry every time one passes.
Chicago Style my beloved
Sorry Mr. President, war’s canceled. The Ford is too busy using it’s flight deck as a temporary poop deck.