Posadas [he/him, they/them]
“Imagine being terrestrial”
— Me, a dolphin
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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•What a lovely day. I sure do hope no parasitic maggots that burrow into and feed on living tissue or flesh enter the United States after decades of successful containment in Central America.English
30·3 个月前No money for a proper coms team after Elon and Trump cut 22% of the budget that funded the teams trying to prevent this.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•What a lovely day. I sure do hope no parasitic maggots that burrow into and feed on living tissue or flesh enter the United States after decades of successful containment in Central America.English
36·3 个月前The collapse of empire starts off silently.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•What a lovely day. I sure do hope no parasitic maggots that burrow into and feed on living tissue or flesh enter the United States after decades of successful containment in Central America.English
15·3 个月前What happens when a Mommy brainstorm and a Daddy screw screwworm love each other very much?
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•What a lovely day. I sure do hope no parasitic maggots that burrow into and feed on living tissue or flesh enter the United States after decades of successful containment in Central America.English
38·3 个月前Dread it.
Run from it.
Financially enforced veganism arrives all the same.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The CENTCOM TriangleEnglish
31·3 个月前FENTCOM Triangle
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Yet to meet a homophobe that can out run a Medium LaserEnglish
3·3 个月前The toxic Yuri elements are gonna crit its legs causing to fall down infront of the Kodiak piloted by a bear.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•North Carolina Republicans want to legalize killing women that seek abortions.English
11·3 个月前Something something in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind,
Something something out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•North Carolina Republicans want to legalize killing women that seek abortions.English
60·3 个月前I think if you try explaining the concept of social murder to a North Carolinian they’re programmed to kill you on the spot.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•North Carolina Republicans want to legalize killing women that seek abortions.English
14·3 个月前Yeah, and you could bet your ass they’d never allow the logical conclusion of killing politicians and capitalists.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•That's one way of putting it I guess.English
18·3 个月前Luckily this was an engine test fire, so they should have had everyone a safe distance away before the anomaly occurred.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•*Citation NeededEnglish
5·3 个月前Probably only beaten out by “O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.”
Also, I don’t think there will ever be another work that manages to establish a character in the first three opening words.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Delaware Delenda EstEnglish
55·3 个月前They declare that only corporations are people and legalize serfdom.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Goes to the doping Olympics. Doesn't dope. Wins anyways.English
30·3 个月前Apparently people have a hard time understanding that PEDs don’t make people world class athletes.
They only give world class athletes slight edges in competitions where that’s all that’s needed to win.
Everyone else is just fucking up their bodies for results they can get naturally.
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Slop.@hexbear.net•Fox News has a guest on who's clearly a guy in a scooby doo-ass mask.English
13·3 个月前The only explanation I can think of is that Fox accidentally used one of those ai face filters that make your skin look smooth.
Sounds like something they’d do for their aging hosts and just forgot to turn off.
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Fox News has a guest on who's clearly a guy in a scooby doo-ass mask.English
13·3 个月前They’re getting so lazy they didn’t even use colored contacts.
The real guys eyes are blue, not brown.









Chalk it up as another win for dialectical materialism.