I once met a Chinese man who had taken the Acela Express during a recent trip to the USA. I had the pleasure of informing him that it was the fastest train you can ride on the USA, which he struggled to believe.

My mechanic thinks I’m intolerant

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Ah, burgerland.

Yeah, it’s fucking Amerikkka but there are some legit gems in this country, people and organizations alike that deserve so much better than to be stuck with Amerikkka.