I didn’t fart after eating beans.
But one of the beans did. 😱
Hit me up with some horrible 2 sentence horror stories
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I made it illegal to be straight when I took over the world
but I was straight so I went to jail
Het autonomous oblast gulag and the flag is the same as the JAO but with a grey rainbow
Money for sale. Never used.
“It okay if I do this?”
“It’s fine.”
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Today I will post my love of outdoor cats on the bear site.
Oh no, what did I do, stop.
I farted.
It’s actually poo.
In the beginning, God said “Let their be light”
But then God said, “Let there be pee”
I thought my night couldn’t get any worse as I ran from the zombie-vampire-pirate. Then the clouds parted to reveal a full moon.
I wake up to my poo in the bed. No, it’s our poo in the bed.
The driver, a guy I grew up with, a friend I trusted implicitly assured me “Dont worry, I got this-”
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And so the mods shut chapo.chat down.
As a joke.
i cri ery tim
