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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Hit me up with some terrible two sentence horror stories

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Hit me up with some terrible two sentence horror stories

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

I didn’t fart after eating beans.

But one of the beans did. 😱

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I made it illegal to be straight when I took over the world

but I was straight so I went to jail
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  Het autonomous oblast gulag and the flag is the same as the JAO but with a grey rainbow

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