Dear Chapo,
A close friend of mine has begun Mexicanizing his home cooking. I’m very concerned. Should I stage an intervention?
P.S. Tag yourself.
I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine
Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse.
I am currently abusing hot sauce as we speak.
Well that and alcohol. Love my spicy chelada.
Does it taste like those Mexican candies with chili powder?
Yeah kinda. It’s my own home recipe. One tall can of Modelo especial, ~6oz spicy V8 juice, a few dabs of tapatio for extra kick, a splash of pineapple juice, a slice of lime, and a little salt around the rim.
Highly recommend. It’s kinda like bloody mary lite. It’ll get you full before it gets you too drunk, but it’s a great after work special.
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They were really obsessed with punishing masturbation around this time too.
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Ironically, rather than making us crank it less the decrease in pleasure just turned us all into chronic gooners
How does that work? It’s less fun so you do it more?
Cutting off the foreskin doesn’t reduce your sex drive so you’ll still fap just as often as you would if you were uncut, but you’ll need to work harder to finish and you’ll be able to hold out for a long time if you so please
made it worse so you could have more of it
starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas
Laudanum leads to pickles D:
Cocaine (coca) is another gateway drug to gingerale. :scared:
🙏i won’t become karl schrock
people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.
step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin’ on the porch in a 3 piece suitWhen you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you’re too late because Jr is a
I’m the mexican food since I’m making soft tacos tomorrow.
BE CAREFUL!
soft tacos and hard drugs
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Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the ‘t’ in pastries
Wtf is “piecing between the meals”?
they hadn’t invented snacking yet
Pre-treat era.
Merriam-Webster Unabridged says the verb “piece” is “chiefly dialectal” and means “to eat between meals” or “nibble at snacks.” [1]
not the pickles 😱
It’s simply too spicy for white people.
Don’t take chances. 
“Mexicanized” is a great word
the future of the USA
I’m more worried about the steep grade and lack of handrails on those steps
and that open grave at the bottom definitely isn’t to code
I’m Tea, Coffee, and Coca
also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as “cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate”
coca is before liquor???
lmao that one got me too
We’ll, it was full of cocaine
Fuck, I knew it was Mexican’s fault
Even when I thought it was the pork, I knew it was the pepper sauces
