Biden has to be trying to lose at this point right?
I unironically think dem leaderships want to lose the presidency to Trump while gaining a majority in congress at this point.
That would be perfect for them.
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Restoring Roe? Look, we had a plan but you idiots didn’t vote hard enough and we can’t do it.
Doing anything positive about anything? Elections have consequences. Everything good in congress is already DOA because you idiots made TFG president again.
Do not forget that there’s also the Republican justice “veto”.
Sorry not-sorry but we must lurch to right so we can reach out to the all-important “won’t vote for us anyway” demographic.
You stopped a kind, decent man from being president for a second term. You even made him cry. Are you proud of yourselves?
[Video embed of President Biden crying]
By the way - we’re going to continue to be highly active on our Restoring Roe plans. Restoring Roe is an important tool in our campaigning and fundraising arsenal quiver.
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You are an artist.
I don’t even think they want that, easier to fundraise when you can promise the world while being completely unable to act
From a book I’m reading from a renowned Democratic strategist.
Exactly. Dems learned the best way to fundraise is to lose and push their failures onto the public, reaping the ‘reward’ of people justifiably panicking over losing rights
Name of book please, I’d like to take it out on the seven seas
“Reinventing Political Advertising” by Hal Marchow
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“Vote for me and I’ll give you $2,000!”
Like, that’s it? Damn, if you’re gonna bribe motherfuckers to make you the head of the wealthiest country in the world then let’s get serious with the offers. But then he didn’t even pay up. I didn’t vote for him anyway so whatever.
*unwilling
True, I should’ve had ‘unable’ in quotes
They might actually win the mythical moderate conservative vote. And all it took was abandoning all its nominal values because the tiktok iPad teens wouldn’t get on board with genocide
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god i can’t even do a bit where i go
“well under trump the charges would be worse” because that isn’t a bit, this is 100% exactly what the libs are going to say without a single shred of irony or self reflectionThey’re going to make the protesters felons to strip their vote. The libs will then blame the protesters for getting arrested and thus not voting Biden. Which is a vote for trump, which means they’re trump voters. Which means they deserve it.
Obviously
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And I don’t even believe that. Trump is too stupid and easily distracted, he wouldn’t have the patience for that
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Biden is gonna have the youth vote locked up!
Anyone got a link to the transcript?
I saw a MSM article about how Biden was disappointed in the recent wave of “antisemitic protests”.
How does the Dem establishment constantly take two steps backwards for every step forwards.
It’s so fucking easy to win popular support. They’re not even pretending to care anymore, at least they used to lie about things and act another way. They’ve gone fully mask off.
Because they can’t. To admit israel is doing a genocide is to admit that they have been aiding/doing a genocide. I wonder how much is literally self-preservation at a certain point
Yeah a lotta these guys are in their 40s and 50s… Not old enough to be 100% confident that they’ll die before they’re held liable for their crimes
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“The kids will get over the end of the Tiktok. I know because I’ve been around…”
𝙿𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝.“Around…”𝙿𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝."Around a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a…"𝙿𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎. 𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝.“Around a while.”
If anyone were gonna sacrifice their campaign in the name of killing more brown children, it’d be Biden.
Biden and Trump are the only presidents that I can remember who have explicitly said they wish to kill women, children, and/or the families of “terrorists” in defense of freedom. With Biden, his maskless remarks made the Israeli PM shocked and made him distance from Biden since Israel doesn’t the image of a savage
I’m done meming about Biden
He’s such a fascist piece of shit
turns out dark brandon isn’t funny
whichever Onion writer came up with Diamond Joe should probably be flogged
lmao he does this and i’m gonna start placing actual real money bets on trump’s victory because it will be inevitable
Who’s taking bets on that? I’m in, i didn’t think biden was gonna win before this.
someone posted the other day that the betting markets have trump’s odds at only 30%
So, libs running some betting site are gonna give us good odds on what is almost a sure thing?
Show me the site!!!
I just heard on a radio station trivia contest that May is the only month that has not featured a US President dying. I’m not saying I’m wishing for anything, but they may have jinxed the betting odds by using that question today. Trump would definitely defeat Biden, but a mystery candidate could pretend to be more moderate for a short time.
Freal, gimme a betting app so I can throw some overtime money at Trump destroying Byeden at the polls in November
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I really, really shouldn’t get into gambling on the internet, but this isn’t even gambling, this is just free money at this point
I don’t condone gambling but…
https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/7456/Who-will-win-the-2024-US-presidential-election
According to this WSJ article, you’ll make like $800 if you bet $850 (the max) on Trump winning atm; since Biden is at $0.51/share and Trump is at $0.47/share. You get a dollar per share if your bet wins. Their fees are like 15% (10% commission and a 5% withdrawal fee) though.
There’s also Iowa’s Electronic Markets which also do election betting: https://iem.uiowa.edu/iem/
The aforementioned WSJ article has a bit more information on both: https://archive.is/eHAEk
don’t quote me on any of this because I historically lose like $100 on blackjack everytime I’m in a casino and wind up morosely drinking watered down gin sours for the rest of the night at the penny slots while my friends go ‘just go back and gamble a bit more you were literally at a $5.00 buy in table & can lose more than $100.00’ lmao
Life savings, all in on our big wet boy
Not the pro-genocide mob attackers from overnight at UCLA? Really, the anti-genocide protestors?
Biden basically signs the checks of some of the pro-Genocide mob attackers. A few at different campuses have been identified as serving in the IOF. And then of course there’s the cops.
But reddit told me these kids get a slap on the wrist and get released while in Russia & China they get sent to jail!
That before or after 300lb cops landed on them?
Slap on the wrist, student thrown down stairs and left unconscious while cops prevent medical attention, cops knee-dropping prone 62 year old professors, same thing.
Biden is gonna label these kids as terrorists isn’t he
They’re changing the definition of antisemitism so they can legally call label them and anyone criticizing Isreal as antisemites. Its not thst much of a jump to label them terrorists from there
im gonna laugh so hard when libs cry because he loses. He has actively said fuck you to the younger generation while praying a few republicans will vote for him(they won’t)
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Genocide Joe is angry.
I don’t like this Angry Joe show
In freedom and free speech loving US, the federal government are pressing charge to group of people that are against genocide and demanding peace.
Liberals will tell us to vote for this, too.
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I’m blocking all the pro genocide/pro police libs I know until there is a permanent cease fire and Palestine is at least restored to its pre-1967 borders. That way I leave the door open and don’t seem bitter or angry.
freedom of speech moment
Death to America
I’m sure those
folks will come out against this clear government tyranny. Aaaaaany day now… 
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