Maga cock!
I think chuds fantasizing about blue-haired leftie girls with septum piercings secretly wanting to fuck them is genuinely the most embarrassing kink there is. Real Judge Claude Frollo hours.
While it’s decidedly less common, I’ve seen the opposite as well (leftie dudes being like “blonde MAGA women totally want guys with painted nails like me”) and it’s just as if not more embarrassing.
Its 100% projection lol. And 100% misogyny, “women just cant resist a strong man like me even if they claim theyre not interested”. And so is the leftist version
It’s so…middle school
everyone’s 12
I’m afraid to say people spend many decades there
There are decades when middle school happens, and middle school feels like decades or something
I will meet a maga country girl and save her from her chud ways and she will kiss me 😳
The fact that this makes no sense actually makes sense. Right wing talking points are basically a mismatched mosaic of imagined fears and sexual repression. This includes all the hallmarks without any logic holding them together which actually fits. I guess even AI can’t make sense of these things
Yeah, argue with any conservative especially in person, and you’ll get this same sclerotic, nonsensical jumble of line of reasoning here.
what is going on?I used to like women. Not anymore, now I only like MAGA cock. Don’t believe me? Watch this-
Im sorry Hexbear but I laughed.
MAGA Cock!
Those jeans can barely hide it
Groks famous catchphrase.
MAGA Cock!
Tagline worthy perhaps
MAGA COCK! 
This comic is the perfect distillation of the American mindset.
Also specifically Elon’s breeding fetish mindset
i imagine his cock is the one enunciating his name over and over. like a pokemon
I don’t even get what this comic is trying to say.
I think it’s trying to say
I think the “joke” is that apparently not having a gazillion babies is worse or equals in morals than killing animals to eat (plus the “joke” about demanding “wasting” meat cuz it belonged to an animal), yet the young naive polyamorous pinkhaired woman doesn’t see the “contradiction”
The pregnancy and barefootness are free kink points that actually obscure the message
But she’s already apparently pregnant or something lol
The pregnancy and barefootness are free kink points that actually obscure the message yes.
But again not having a gazillion babies is worse or equal than a gazillion murders according to their “logic”
AI probably wanted to say abortion but some filter restricted it, so we get this incoherent mess instead of a reactionary grievance with at least internal logic
My best guess is “Chuds automatically correct because we’re pretty!”
Of course you think being “the popular kid” automatically makes you correct. You’re twelve!
Can we please have maga cock be an emoji pls pls pls
That fork is some old school surrealist AI slop
It’s like when you completely blank on the meaning of a common word.
“Draw a spork for me please”
Oh yeah… a spork… spork? Is spork a word?
And the hand, and the table…
MAGA COCK
If my cock could Make America Great Again, I would take the volcel pledge.
Fast track to bottom surgery
Orchestrating the downfall of the AmeriKKKan empire
Orchiectomystrating the downfall of the AmeriKKKan empire
I think I’m gonna get off the internet for a while
This is worse than that time my former friend posted mpreg ratatouille on discord.
are they a former friend because of that, or is it just context
Well he did share it around the time our friendship fell apart but it wasn’t the cause.
But I do remember the last thing he said to me was that I was cringe for posting the JFK Zootopia comic which was “borderline conspiratorial”
and I had only shared that in the first place because he posted beastiality Mpreg Remy smoking a cigarette with the caption “when you’re pregnant you’re smoking for two”
There were a lot of reasons why that friendship fell apart…
But I do remember the last thing he said to me was that I was cringe for posting the JFK Zootopia comic which was “borderline conspiratorial”
Oddly enough, the LBJ x JFK’s exit wound mpreg was neither cringe nor borderline conspiratorial
I think I’m gonna not click on that link
[CW: Necrophilia] Transcript
She corroborated Gore Vidal’s story, continuing: “That man [Johnson] was crouching over the corpse, no longer chuckling but breathing hard and moving his body rhythmically. At first I thought he must be performing some mysterious symbolic rite he’d learned from Mexicans or Indians as a boy. And then I realized – there is only one way to say this – he was literally fucking my husband in the throat. In the bullet wound in the front of his throat. He reached a climax and he dismounted. I froze. The next thing I remember, he was being sworn in as the new President.”
Source is The Realist magazine, issue #74, May 1967. “The Parts Left Out of the Kennedy Book.” Obviously satire, but it pissed off enough people that there were Congressional hearings about it.
Congressional level trolling.
Is… is the rat pregnant or the dish itself. I have so many unwise questions
My money is on the chef carrying the rats child
I forget which one’s pregnant and I don’t want to reinstall discord to see. I think you’re right though.
The answer was everyone. Everybody got pregnant in that comic. (CW: nightmare fuel)
Not clicking that lmao
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