I wanna say something, I’ve seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy cuz of how pathetic he is.

Don’t. I don’t think he is a victim in any way, shape or form. He lives in horrid squalor because he likes it. His personal wealth is enough to easily put him in the upper middle class if not upper class, he is a millionaire via investments in several companies. He has every and all personal resource to not be such a disgusting troglodyte as he is. He CHOOSES not to live a dignified life because he is a disgusting fascist freak who gets off on how much power he can wield while being a repulsive person. He deserves all lire and scorn that can be directed at him.

Dudes rock

Sometimes gamer aliens will kidnap you into a pocket dimension board game where you have to play hopscotch with an alien girl.

The only way this could be redeemable is if the guy has a humiliation fetish and there’s a Red Army themed dominatrix off screen who’s about to “punish the Nazi”.

Me at EU customs: “where’s the burgers?”

My mechanic friend told me to steer clear of random no-name gas stations with oddly low prices. He said they’re usually run by criminal groups who buy tankers of reject fuel and basically sell it off and shut down before the feds catch onto them. Said the gas is so bad it can fuck up your engine.

While seemingly nude?

You have to clean out the holodeck cum filters sometimes

Section 31?

Well of course!

Didn’t say they can’t come with you.

Oh, duh

Well if we’re building fucking space stations I guess pretty good.

Honestly the Culture sometimes sounds so Utopian I think for me it’d be a dystopia. Like, I have too many options, what’s my purpose???

I think I’d prefer Star Trek cuz yeah it’s basically post scarcity but seems like humans have more stuff to do.

But he’s so cute!

I would advise not to let him mentally link with you when you’re asleep though.

Oh totally

What if you can have a pet space monkey?

Are they any worse than Earth banditos?

Well that could still happen here if a meteorite gets too close.

All good questions but I’m not sure.

I guess you can have a robot friend.