Give every person the body they want and the next day you will have tons of bigoted trans haters running around as the opposite sex.
I feel boring for the fact I’d mostly just wind up with a more functional body, bigger boobs, being more cis passing, and I have no idea how tall I’d be (it’s a complicated relationship I have with my height)
Hmmmm to sleep in the sun on top of the mountain as a dragon 👌
Monkey paw: the genie changes what they really want to be their biological sex.
Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it’s just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.
I also get the feeling that a lot of women would be asking exactly what they are supposed to do with a 60-cm todger.
I do have long hair. As does my wife. We buy shampoo by the gallon.
Growers unite
I’ve got hair that’s about mid back at the longest and I don’t find it particularly annoying. But then again I usually keep it pinned with a hat so that probably helps.
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
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They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don’t mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.
What joke?
You tell someone “If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You’ll feel a salty taste”, then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.
Probably having someone do the motion of shaking some salt on their tongue. Go try it out in front of a mirror and you’ll see.
Damn maybe I gotta watch Johnny Test. What episode is that?
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought…
I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Nah theyre just short staffed in pit and the only pots left are too small
Have you tried a hot bath?
I’d need a water bed to have one before getting out of it.
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Wet sloppy noises
Excited to see which of the joke-artists actually wake up as an attack helicopter.
Page not made by the original author, but worth reading: https://isabelfall.neocities.org/
This video is required watching. Jacob Geller’s best work. 37 minutes long, but please watch the whole thing.
Seems you need to download the PDF to get all of it.
Can we agree that PDFs deserve to longer prison sentences
This would also be extra funny when turbo closeted biggots get affected too.
Don’t forget about the hilarious anti trans closeted trans people who will now have to face reality
I know there are anti-gay people who are secretly gay, but I didn’t know the phenomenon extended to trans folk.
It makes sense it would.
It’s always about denying to others what you deny to yourself.
Oh it’s such a huge thing. Some people suspect Rowling is one of them even
What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?
I know what I want then
CEOs: audible gulp
Found the genie
Someone will want a body made of antimatter and the earth is gone.
I don’t, Earth is like the only plannet we know has life, that’s so unique ans special, how can ylu throw that away? For what? To kill 1 specie ? I mean they will probably kill all others and that but I would rather take my chances.
Nothing special about life. It’s made up of the same stuff as the rest of the universe. The relatively slow-to-dissipate eddies in the entropy gradient will eventually return to the same equilibrium as the surrounding space given enough time. All this angst and turmoil just doesn’t seem worth it. Hit the big reset button and let the universe try again.
Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
wake up as an apache attack helicopter
Yes, yeeees, YEEEEEEES! BRATATATATATATA
Dude condemns himself to starving during a global fuel supply crisis for the sake of a decades old joke, news at 11
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my M230 30mm Chain Guns
Give it a minute or two. After you piss away the ammo and see the sticker shock to re-up, it will be nice and quiet.
I like that you guys assume after I wake up as an attack helicopter I’d just go to my regular day job and then get overwhelmed with my new grocery bill.
Oh no, I can’t fit through my apartment door and my rotors keep shredding through my jackets.
Just gonna drop this little link here:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1228360/Megacopter_Blades_of_the_Goddess/
Hey real quick, you aren’t making fun of helicopterkin, are you?
I’ll use my newfound body to protect my brother’s, sisters and everyone in-between.
Only question is how do I get out of my house now that I’m a heavily armed attack helicopter. My fucking rotor blades are stuck in my dam drywall like it’s the fucking backrooms.
oh my gosh! I’m SOME of those! :D a fem-leaning androgynous (but functionally genderless) cybernetic wolfthing with trillions of bodies across the multiverse all subliminally linked to the same consciousness!
Cool!
