Unfortunately still alive

Lmao. Me giving everyone else their chance to speak but not trying to be rude and interject in the middle of the conversation

If biscuits are code for weed and alcohol then yes

Let’s play a random game of name your birth decade. I’m born in the 90s and have no retirement fund. Post the decade you’re born in and if you have a retirement plan

Yeah I’m so much better than you. Thats why I feel better /s

I’m a one man tank in Halo multiplayer. I have 25 points and my team have like 4 points.

Wow this is the first comic I’ve seen that made ICE look smart

They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease

MeowMoewwww is also in their vocabulary

Yes they can bring them on a leash but please tie them to a pole outside.

Are the state rights in the country with us?

Yeah just dip your toes in the gay dating pool. You’ll soon wish you were attracted to women

“Diversity is our biggest strength”, the diversity in Linux distros can be kinda toxic. Like everyone is sooo defensive that they have the best distro (kinda like denominations in Christianity). While Linux forums are an abundance of knowledge and info there will always be fights in the comments.

Is your social media account’s location in France?

I’m just learning that 2/3 of Canadians can’t read or see.

When I saw in first grade I was held back for pronunciation problems and in my second time through Math at a 1st grade level I completed a lot of the homework because I remembered math pretty well. My teacher caught me doing this in class and she started flipping through the pages, I had finished about 15 pages of upcoming hw. I got written up and my parents had to come in, I don’t remember a detention because it was 1st grade but it could have happened.

In third grade I was at recess playing with a friend and I lightly tapped him, like a friend tap, on his cheekbones. I remember it being in jest and good faith. He then reported me to the teacher and then the principal. I received a detention for playing with my friend by my friend.

I usually just received detentions for regular things like not doing homework. I guess I was jaded because i got detention for just existing.

I swear they test for assholes in the driver’s exam, and then give them licenses

Lol as if I need more excuses to be late. I already blame the bus for dropping me off 1 minute after my shift starts

They’ll make something up or plant something fake, RIP to Luigi for that cop planting a firearm in his bag after she got back to the station

Is it a twist if thats the actual plot lol. This man is hiding in a walk-in closet and all the walls are made a glass. Hopefully no self respecting gay man tries to even blow him