I have a 2002 Skoda. I don’t care about new noise. New smells, however…

So that’s another theory. I heard that the first version was “girls are fat and they have big titties”.

This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. “Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere”. And nobody really cares about the grass.

What, no Jesus appeared? That’s only a 7/10 tost.

Same. But i’m living in a 37m2 flat and can’t afford a cat.

Do You think he has 2 dicks?

Ashens gonna get pissed.

False. I’m a pussy.

He’s taking medical advice from RFK, so that is not impossible .

Piss on me.

I played this with my actual brother.

Well now I have a new insecurity because I can’t grow a mustache.

But Thanks did nothing wrong, he was the good guy in that story. Misunderstood, but he had the right idea.

In Poland also, 4 times a year. But then everybody assumes, You just got drunk. Which is usually true.

The label said “Sender: Giantdildos.com”, so that’s why he was so surprised.

As a person who doesn’t want children. Watching Aliens, “why did she go back for the girl?”

Well, that’s kinda right. Not the first book, but the seventh.

Bin Laden? No. Putin? More than one.

I’m buying socks in 5-packs. One gets lost? I still have 4 pairs to go and one spare. Plus I sometimes buy multiple 5 packs of the same sock.

Is it dishwasher safe?