the food is so boring and lacks sustenance. I can’t survive on just salads. they say to eat rice but have you had plain white rice? it is so bland! you may not have this tradition in your culture (i prefer icelandic food) but I do not like rice just by itself! it should be paired with something which diversifies the texture or adds other flavors.
please do not debate me this is a personal choice
but have you had plain white rice?
I know this is badposting but I’ll straight up fight you. When I’d go to my koren friends house for dinner growing up his mom always said she had to make double rice cause I hoovered that shit up like I was being paid. Good sticky rice is so fucking delicious.
Grats on the great badpost. Shit got me fired up like a kiln
What do you expect me to eat, Asian food?? I have to eat European food, all Asian food is inedible and there is nothing compatible with my refined palate
parody carnism
I gave up on carnism because I couldn’t deal with chewing fur and bones and I kept getting parasites
Someone once told me to try tofu. I bought one and it looked, smelled, and tasted like a sponge. None of those juicy meat umamis present.
Now maybe vegans like their diet to resemble that of the spongefly larvae, but I’d rather eat human food tyvm.
Okay but seriously, I didn’t get to try Tofu until I was in college. Kind of a dirth in SE OK. I was excited but a little scared based off the bad right wing propaganda. When I had it it was amazing and it was all I could do not to just get a shit ton.
Told my mom about it and I swear she said “oh no” under her breath.
Mums be like, “See, no one wants to eat vegetables when I cook” and they serve up cold, unseasoned steamed vegetables alongside some roast they put all their time and effort into
steamed is a stretch. they’re usually microwaved or boiled to fuck.
freezer broccoli and crinkle cut carrots, microwaved until mushy and watery, maybe with a sprinkle of salt
It’s important that the broccoli spent the last year in an open bag in the freezer slowly desiccating
this is extremely real. who doesn’t love hot lima beans straight from the can?
why I gave up on peeganism the pee had no poop

i prefer icelandic food
maybe try taking an unseasoned slab of raw seitan and burying it in a marsh and digging it up next year/decade when it smells like rancid piss
See I prefer to just cut the extra steps and season my seitan with piss
I tried being vegan, but I just can’t give up fried dogs and cat nuggets, YUMMY
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Throwback r/vegancirclejerk parody,

Ugh I saw a reddit thread blow up the other day about how South Korea is banning dog meat and it’s such incredible news, thousands of people loudly celebrating about how they’re saving the heckin puppers while they gladly support the torture and murder of countless individuals essentially indistinguishable from dogs
Certainly interesting how people are basically repulsed by the idea of eating meat outside a small number of species where it’s ok.
Dogs
Bugs
Dogs but pink
Bugs but wet
Why I’m giving up veganism: a fly landed in my soup, and I really like this soup
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