Be sure to take a little walk after a few drinks. It’s easy to be feeling good while sitting down and drinking, and then feel way to drunk once you stand up and move around.

Pace your drinks and don’t have to many too quickly. I like to keep to two or three drinks an hour if I wana cut loose and have fun without feeling like death later. This will vary from person to person so maybe keep it to two drinks since your not used to being drunk drunk.

Have lots of water.

Getting high after getting drunk is a fast way to get the spins. Don’t do this. It’s not fun.

Eat before you drink.

Stargate gun, my beloved

Lol, lmao even

She looks like she had a great time being a leak detector. 10/10 would hire her for all my leak detection needs

Vegeta?

Drug induced psychosis is the only sane response to capitalist culture

Oh boy I can’t wait to check out this new website

Please use our app for the best experience (blocks features from the website to encourage app usage)

Fucking electron app

🤪🔫

Probably reading the Count of Monte Cristo. The first act is like an hour, the second act is 1100 hours and the third act is 45 minutes

You gotta do the work of following through once the trip ends

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You’d probably love Sea Spider from armored core 6

It’s gotta be weird being anti woke and pro Linux. Like if you can show tolerance and compassion for gnome users you should be able to extend that to anyone

Give me an electric car with the features of a base model 2001 Toyota and I’m gold

Monkey killing, monkey killing monkey over

Pieces of the ground

Agustin Escobar be like

More dead cops/Might make the hurting stop

“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”

This is a pretty common sentiment I believe. Me and Bobby Mcgee came out in 71 with the famous lyric “Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose”

Not many people know this but caribou lou is made from real caribou. I’d start with regulating tech9

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