Can we get the algae and the Iranians to fight each other?
The extremist terrorist organization known as Al-Gae.
THe CHeMICALs are tuRniNg tHE alGAE GaY
Algay if you will.
DHMO strikes again
Also the leading cause off 99% of drownings!
soo… are the algae all-gay now?
they better be
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Al Gore Al Qaeda Algae
Republican’s weakness is “al”
This is the Al-Gae agenda
No centralised leadership
AS FAR AS WE KNOW!!
There’s a short story by Stanislaw Lem (who also wrote Solaris ) about scientists who train a slime mold to be intelligent by forcing it to grow only in the shape of letters, then forcing the letters to be real words, … and so on, until they able to have full (if slow) conversations with humans.
I just realized, it’s kind of presciently like training an LLM. Story is at least 40 years old, so…
What if this turned out to be how evil plant alien people made themselves known. By mind controlling algea in a big pool.
I for one, welcome our new plant alien overlords.
They’re already in Washington. They’ve been spotted along both coasts for quite some time… planning? Scheming? I don’t know the answers; all I have are questions. Questions and facts!
Pretty sure they’ve already infiltrated my roommate’s bathroom.
They’re even in my brand new bird bath. I built it myself so they was probably hiding in the pump I bought.
That’s what the Algae Mother wants us to think. Those of us who know the truth wait in both reverie and terror for the day her bloom smothers us all.
Whatever Algae Mother wants
Algae Mother gets
And little man, little Algae Mother wants you
Antifa algae lead by the notorious hacker Four-chan
The president of Algae:
We’re losing
What do you mean ‘we’?
I’m on team algae here.
unless you’re a leading figure or part of a belligerent group involved in the conflict, I doubt Wikipedia will include you
i can supply nitrogen. and long chains of carbohydrates. and sulfates. and…
what else is in shit? i can supply shit.
pst, milk is amongst the worst chemicals to put in freshwater. it’ll remove all the oxygen and result on a very stinky swamp.
i’m lactating as hard as a can doctor, just like, it’s not very effective
I’m still on the winning side, though.
Maybe Iran will step in to block algae traffic in the reflecting pool.
God I hope not. I’m already paying exorbitant prices for algae.
Shit, I’ve forgotten to buy spirulina for so long that It’s gone out of fashion. I don’t even know where to look without buying it online.
Algae’s victory is inexorable. After humans are gone, there will still be algae in the reflecting pool.
Even better: It’ll return to the wetland that was there before it was developed. i find the idea that this prominent spot will likely be the first such pond in the district to sprout cattails and the like, somewhat poetic.
Edit: I also just realized that the “drain the swamp” crowd is now in a losing battle with said swamp.
Aww, I was really hoping this was real.
it isn’t ? 😭
I couldn’t find it on wiki, but I only tried for like 2 minutes
Mr president a second algae has struck the pond
The algae might even have nuclear capabilities
are they Eukaryotic? so they have nuclei. close enough
They’re two weeks away from weapons of mass destruction!!
If its even a possibility we need to strike now and throw several more tens of millions of dollars at this. Start a task force.
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nO nEw wArS!
Never ask an Aussie about the war on emus and never ask an United Statesian about algae or some shit
Missing a picture of the National Guard, nationally guarding the not sure what exactly at the reflecting pool
He fucks everything he touches.
Does the J. stand for “Dick Fingers”?
“there’s no Jayin’ dickfingers” doesn’t really work as a punchline. let’s woodshed this.
Well, we’re talking about this random inconsequential bullshit, so I guess they’re actually winning.
For as fucking miserable as it is on a nearly daily basis, I’m okay with actually having a laugh about something so beyond stupid.
It’s the consequences of incompetence and shortcuts by some of the most arrogant assholes. It’s highly satisfying
They couldn’t even complete a simple task …. That should never even been in theirnattention
Why didn’t they use chlorine?
The reflecting pool is supplied with water from the Tidal Basin. It’s not really possible to chlorinate it.
My guess is that then someone could do a real funny by dumpimg some bleach in afterwards.
You didn’t, perhaps, mean ammonia?
Could be. I keep mixing them up.
Remind me to stay well upwind any time I see you carrying bottles…
