Step 5 should be put the cap back on the bottle and tie the rag around the bottles neck, but ymmv.

If it is fully conscious then this would be in the legal realm, I would think. Especially if he decides to claim it as a dependent on his taxes.

Pears make my fillings hurt, for some reason, so I avoid them.

I tried to stop worrying and love systemd, but it really is terrible to deal with sometimes.

Hey, at least trump hasn’t appointed the head ufologist the secretary of defense yet. He hasn’t, has he? I’ve lost track.

You would need to ask President Obama what he ment.

First he accused Obama of leaking classified information with his recent comment on a pod cast. Obama said he never saw any evidence of ETs while president, but statistically they probably exist. I sort of remember previous presidents saying they would release UFO info, and then there being a big let down when that info was we have no evidence of extraterrestrial visits.

Anime eyes

Can’t find the Death by Caffeine site (or they changed it) any more, but this one says 5 Red Bulls max per day for a 175lb person.

‘Autumn Breeze’ probably has a different vibe if you happen to live down wind from the municipal dump.

Spartans checking in

If I can’t play games I might have to get into politics to amuse myself. The trick is to get others to foot the bill for your hobby.

Sounds like project pigeon bomb

I am sorry the lady is missing, but I really don’t need to hear about it twice a day.

$5 day old rotisserie chicken or $11 for an uncooked chicken and also prep and cooking costs.

First they say ‘that is not our food’.
Then the say ‘all you do is eat our food’.
Make up your minds.

I thought it was called Campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill?

Retired amateur detective. I am Ok with the retired part at least.

Looks like any cheddar.. Is the cheddar where you are white?

Eating that much cheese with give you a major dairy air.