Story is probably not true. The pink used to come from red fruit being included.

Isn’t that from National Lampoons Beat the Meatals?

Can we get the algae and the Iranians to fight each other?

I bought these stickers once that had pictures of wood screws on them. They were meant to put over the hearts on bumper stickers.

The older my stomach gets the more lite and mellow it wants its coffee.

Wasn’t Half life 2 digital release only in 2004? I remember being pissed off I had to create a steam account and that is why my account name is rather rude.

Terrible things to have to go through. I hope you are doing OK.

Shades of The Illustrated Man. Moving tattoos.

It would be hilarious if this became a standard drink in bars from now on.

Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.

can I really trust you???

Is the government really blaming the algae on saboteurs, or was that a joke?

I have long wanted a directed EM projector that could destroy electronics from 10 meters away. A cellphone death ray, as it were.

Well the x-rays have gotten much better. Don’t really need the lead vest anymore.

So LoL actually stands for Lots of Lichens?

I grew up before the whole shaving fad and shaved women look unnatural to me. For some reason I blame the French for this, probably because the first reference to shaving I remember was from the movie Amelie.

Or wish for the genie to be free, like Fox Mulder did.

These genie wishes are always monkey paws. Better to do something that wasn’t going to blow back, like crashing the genie.

There is a book called Waiting for the Intergalactic bus where god and satan turn out to be 2 energy based life forms who are students and were accidentally left behind on a class trip. Satan decides to ignore the prime directive and interfere with life on earth to pass the time. The torture in hell is strictly the humans idea, if I remember correctly.

Funny you can see where they sprayed over the 8647 brown grass.