Iirc, wasn’t flash deprecated because of unpatchable bugs that created a gaping hole in your browser security?

As I once heard it, “practice makes predicable.”

I dunno, I’ve been in plenty of porn and sex shops and the atmosphere was usually reminiscent of a convenience store with sparkles. It’s genuinely not a big deal, unless you begin spontaneously masturbating in the aisle. Paying for porn again, that’s the weird part for me.

“So just ball bludgeoners 2, heavy breathing from the closet 42, and my little cumshot: friendship with benefits. Will that be all?”

“Toss in a tube of KY and a hemorrhoid cream. Mama’s going cave diving tonight.”

I once watched a 2100 ELO player lose to a 1200 ELO player for this exact reason. The instant I saw the game turn around, I could only pity the advanced player for expecting the novice to predict anything. Afterward, the advanced player was bizarrely shaken by the loss. I wish I had saved the replay.

The odds of winning between 1200 and 2100 is what, 1/1,000? It felt like seeing a unicorn.

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I mean, not using a corruptible president is just leaving money on the table. It’s not like-

“…his vocal support of President Donald Trump”

I hope he develops a debilitating gambling addiction so he might one day experience hardship again.

The year is 2045. A new console has been released. My impenetrable plastic dome grows 281701 copies of Skyrim taller. My living spaces lie so deep within the confines of this polyethylene prison that the explosive crack of the delivery cranes can no longer disturb the air around me.

I’ve been alone for years now. My two children, brave and foolish in equal measure, attempted to tunnel out while my partner and I passed the time in blissful ignorance. The torrential shift in the stack felt as though the world had cleaved itself in two. It had.

My partner blamed herself. I did the same. But she managed to take her leave of our situation before I could. We had long ago spoken about final arrangements, so I had already prepared a coffin crafted out of special edition boxes. I entombed her along with our little boys within the chamber closed in the avalanche.

My taciturn days and years are spent carefully carving an unerringly straight line through the hoard of copies holding me prisoner.

Recently, I’ve heard something other than the scurrying of vermin or the cacophonous settling of stack. A ceaseless, rumbling hum that stirs memories of travel and sunshine. The giddiness in my chest is as unrelenting as the electric pain piercing through my bowed back. I might soon find my way out.

…

My first breath of freedom feels like icy daggers rending at my throat. I cannot muster the strength to open my eyes. How had the world changed? How had I? How could I function after all I had gone through? With a soft breath out, I slowly lift my eyelids to begin again. Fresh and new. A voice from nearby rings through my ears as light fills my eyes. “Hey, you. You’re finally awake?”

God damn you, Todd Howard.

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I frequently compare Elden ring’s camera to Mario 64. It’s just good enough until you’re in an enclosed space. Plenty of romhacks have solved the issue with fixed camera angles or fully outdoor level design.

I understand what you’re putting down, but it is still the same disappointing conclusion. The mechanical realities of the situation are irrelevant to someone already sighing and accepting, albeit overly verbosely, what they’ve learned.

Good god, it’s escaping containment!

They are, however, made of the fruit they’re named after with little sugar added. That 8oz is about half a pound, and half a pound of grapes is calorically comparable. I’d guess that the apple/juice situation is similar but it’s harder to ascertain because of variation.

We’ve cultivated tree candy, and I can’t see it any other way.

Unless you’re looking for Apple or grape juice specifically, this is what you get. I’ve long decided to avoid juices as a result. If I want a sugar water packet, I just pack a honeycrisp apple, orange, Asian pear, plum, or a slightly overripe bartlett pear.

I won’t argue against reputable peer reviewed data. It’s deeply unsatisfying to learn that there have been no strides made to increase options for pregnant people.

Unpaywalled for you

https://www.acog.org/news/news-releases/2025/09/acog-affirms-safety-benefits-acetaminophen-pregnancy

It’s the line, Jerry. The line! It’s too thin!

I recognize that you want to dunk on someone for saying that trump has done 2 things that don’t make them want to pull out their hair, but when your confused, emaciated mother accidentally doubles her Tylenol dosage and ends up in the hospital, I don’t imagine you’ll feel the same about an OTC pain reliever with a deleterious dosage so close to the daily. “Username checks out” #32.

To be fair, Tylenol is worse for you than other comparable painkillers. I’m going to put this one in the penny pile, the short list of decisions that I don’t completely disagree with.

That’s hilarious, and I cannot imagine how stressed out that employee is.

I don’t believe I understand, was trump hosting these in 2006?

Idiots should have known to use the honey on the skeleton, causing ants to carry away the bones but leave behind the clearly visible key that I was clicking on for 15 fuckingijfiejbfitkbeofniwkwhofh